Like a Boss Lyrics by Lonely Island (Clean Version)

Funny Song: Like a Boss
Artist: The Lonely Island
Album: Incredibad
Video features Seth Rogen

Like a Boss Lyrics by The Lonely Island

Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss

Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Sallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
S*** on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh crap man I can't f***ing do it... s***!
P**** out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's d*** (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own d*** (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my b**** off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
F*** its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt

You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah

And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d***
Nope!

Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me

Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss

Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss

Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss

OK, great. I heard you. Bye.
LIKE A BOSS!

Lazy Sunday Lyrics

Funny Song: Lazy Sunday
Artist: SNL Digital Shorts
Funny song lyrics below video...

Lazy Sunday Lyrics

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’.
Hello?
What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinking what I’m thinkin?
NARNIA.
Man, it’s happenin’.
But first my hunger pains are stickin’ like duct tape.
Let’s hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery’s got all da bomb frostins.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, BAKERS DOZEN.
I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, where’s the movie playin’?
Upper west side, dude.
Well, let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
That’s a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHER******
It’s the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yo, stop at the deli.
The theater’s over-priced.
You’ve got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Don’t want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
I’ll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin’ like she never seen a $10 before.
It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and I’m ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying, what we’re handlin’.
You can call us Aaron Burr.
From the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats.
Movie trivias the illest.
Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it’s gonna get tragic.
We’re bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with…
the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia

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"The Best Look in the World" Lyrics - SNL Digital Short

Funny Song: The Best Look in the World
Artist: SNL Digital Shorts
Description: Saturday Night Live offered up another creative Digital Short featuring Andy Samberg and Shia Leboeuf in "The Best Look in the World". And what is the best look in the World? Dress shirt, black socks, no pants. 'Nuff said.
Funny song lyrics below video (thanks to Cole & Carly!)...

The Best Look in the World Lyrics

Let me tell ya 'bout a look I know
From San Diego down to Mexico
It's top secret and it's just for the gents
So button up your shirt and drop your pants

Dress Shirt, black socks
boo da boo boo (?)
Take off your underpants
P Loafs, Pale stems
You're looking good, the best look in the world!

Classy garters are a fashion touch
Kids and bitches(?) peek-a-boo its your nuts
Your lower body cavs got to show
Sport sandals are optional

Sun block, UV shades
Your jimmy cap is crownin like a newborn
Toned calves, cool attitude
The soft breeze is ticklin your knee-bend
Donald Duck strut, ladies look(?)
It's cuz you got, the best look in the world!

Dads have got the look
Husbands have got the look
Cops they've got the look
Illiterate genies have got the look

Liver spots, flank steak thighs(?)
Here it comes, the best look in the world!

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"Iran So Far" Lyrics - SNL Digital Shorts

SNL Digital Shorts delivers another hit with "Iran So Far", a twisted love song for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The video features Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg, Maroon 5's Adam Levine, plus a cameo by Jake Gyllenhal.



"Iran So Far" Lyrics:
(Lyrics courtesy of our friends at SNL. Give link credit to FunnySong.com)

They say true love comes only once in a lifetime
and even though we’re from opposite ends of the earth,
my heart tells me you’re the one for me.
Mahmoud

I remember when it started, saw you on the news
you were hating gays, I was eating food
but I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said
you aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest
my mind says no but my body says yes
Nuclear threat, the only threat I see
is the threat of you not coming home with me.
Our love for each other’s like when atoms collide
Can’t express how I feel
Ay yo Adam let’s ride

And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran
we ran together to a tropical island
my man, Mahmoud is known for rilin’
smiling, if he can still do it then I can
they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval
you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, nestlin’ when we’re wrestlin’
You can be the port that I park my vessel in
So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me
with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs
And your hairy butt…
Yeah.

And Iran, Iran so far away
come home, and in my arms you’ll stay

Used to look at the stars and dream
round the world same stars were seen
And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud.
Talk smooth to me, without a tie
your pants high waisted, damn so fly.
We can take a trip to the animal zoo
and laugh at all the funny things that animals do
Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin’ boo
hope you look in my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too
you say Iran don’t have the bomb but they already do
you should know by now, it’s you.

And Iran, Iran so far away
is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

You crazy for this one Mahmoud
you can deny the holocaust all you want
but you can’t deny that there’s something between us
I know you say there’s no gays in Iran
but you’re in New York now baby
it’s time to stop hiding,
and start living

(Lyrics courtesy of our friends at SNL.
Give link credit to FunnySong.com)

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Roy Rules! - SNL Digital Short

Funny Song: Roy Rules!
Artist: Andy Samberg
Source: SNL Digital Short
Song lyrics below video...

Roy Rules Lyrics

[Spoken]
Did you know there's over a billion people in the world?
There's over a million in New York alone
But the only one I'm into is my brother-in-law, ROY!

ROY RULES!
He's married to my sister
He wakes up in the morning
Watches Dora with my neice
And then macks on bananas
ROY RULES!
He works out in the morning
He runs in the park
And does a bunch of crunches
So he's got a killer bod-ay

[Spoken]
I'm so glad my sister married Roy
He gets along great with my whole family
He's hardworking, and great with kids
Oh and also, I wanna have sex with Roy!

ROY RULES!
I'd really like to taste him
We'll take off our pants
And wail on each other
Burn the marriage license in a wastebin

[Spoken]
Don't get me wrong
I'm not interested in Roy sexually
He's my sister's husband!
Still, though, if we did hook up,
It would be a 24/7 69!

ROY RULES!
He works in an office
I've got this theory
He was put on earth
By God to give men
SUCCULENT RUBB DOWNZ!
Roy, won't you come with me... ?

ROY RULES!
He love to wear t-shirts
But in my dreams
He is dressed like a pirate
And my dong is his peg leg

[Spoken]
So there you have it
This song is about my real life, brother-in-law, Roy
Just so you know, the dude in this video wasn't the actual Roy
THIS is the actual Roy
So I think you can see where I'm coming from
Oh, and Roy?
Next time I see you, don't be all weird about this.
You knew what you were getting into.

The video features SNL writer Bryan Tucker as "Roy". Learn more about the video on Bryan's Selected Hilarity MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/selectedhilarity