Funny Halloween Songs - Top 80 List

This first set of Halloween-esque songs can be found at the website of the Funny Music Project, a.k.a. The FuMP. http://www.thefump.com/

Raymond & Scum - Nothing's Gonna Tear Us Apart
Sudden Death - World Robot Domination
Robert Lund - You've Got Hogwarts
Raymond & Scum - Scooby Dooby Blues
Carrie Dahlby - Sleep Walking Zombies
Hot Waffles - Have You Kicked An Emo Kid's Ass Today?
Sudden Death - Blood, Guts, And Boobs
Project Sisyphus - The Saw Song
Positive Attitude - This Oughta Cheer You Up!
Tom Smith - I Had A Shoggoth
Raymond & Scum - Blair Witch
Project Sisyphus - The Emo Girl's Favorite Things
Sudden Death - Brain Food
Tom Smith - Giant Monster
Devo Spice - PC Halloween
TV's Kyle - Guy With A Beard
the great Luke Ski - Gory Gory Hallelujah

List of Funny Halloween Songs

Here's a long list of some of my all time favorite funny Halloween-type songs. Thanks for reading and supporting funny music!

~ the great Luke Ski
http://www.thegreatlukeski.com/

Adam Sandler - Wolfman (5:05)
Allan Sherman - My Son, The Vampire (2:23)
Art Paul Schlosser - Scary Techno Song #5006 (2:39)
Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers - Monster Mash (3:13)
Bobby (Boris) Pickett - It's Alive (4:10)
Consortium of Genius - Brain Wrap (w/ Dr. 'A') (4:12)
Consortium of Genius - Die Barney Die (2:48)
Consortium of Genius - Reach Out and Touch the Hand (5:05)
Da Yoopers - Vampire Surfin' Girls (2:33)
Darryl Rhoades - UFO (3:37)
David Seville and the Chipmunks - Witch Doctor (2:21)
DJ Particle - Silver Bells & Godless Hells (3:33)
Fat Boys, featuring Robert Englund as Freddy Kreuger - R U Ready 4 Freddy? (4:40)
Green Jellö - Cereal Killer (Edit) (3:29)
Green Jellö - Rock-N-Roll Pumpkihn (2:41)
Hot Waffles - Burgers, Fries, and Eternal Damnation (4:14)
Hot Waffles - Christmas When You're Goth (3:24)
Hot Waffles - The Order Of The Beast (2:42)
Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains (4:32)
Jonathan Coulton - Skullcrusher Mountain (4:16)
Larry Weaver - Ghost in the Trailer (4:03)
Larry Weaver - Trailer Ghost Exterminators (1:37)
mc chris - I Want Candy (1:26)
MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP) (5:35)
MC Lars - Transylvania (4:48)
MC Lars - Yes I Am An Alien (4:07)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Godzilla Genealogy Bop (2:01)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - My Creepy Girl (2:26)
No Time - Eat All The Old People (2:12)
Oingo Boingo - Weird Science (6:06)
Ookla the Mok - Bride of Wolfman (4:34)
Ookla the Mok - Song of Kong (3:27)
Paul & Storm – Cruel, Cruel Moon
Paul & Storm – Lame Monster Party
Paul & Storm – Live
Power Salad - Killer Resume (3:37)
Raymond & Scum - Dumped On Halloween (3:13)
Raymond & Scum - Surf Monster, U.S.A. (2:23)
Rob Balder - Always A Goth Chick (3:37)
Stephen Lynch - A Month Dead (2:48)
Sudden Death - Alien Probes (3:22)
Sudden Death, featuring Hot Waffles - Dead Rappers (3:45)
Sudden Death - Dead Rubber Chickens (3:30)
Sudden Death - Everybody Dies (3:07)
Sudden Death - Godzilla (2:45)
The 5 Jones Boys - Mr. Ghost Goes To Town (3:00)
The Arrogant Worms - I Ran Away (3:09)
The Arrogant Worms - Killer Robots From Venus (3:38)
The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm (1:15)
The Arrogant Worms - Rippy The Gator (2:59)
The Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned (3:19)
The Arrogant Worms - Tokyo Love Song (3:13)
The Dark Clan - Vampires Dance (5:01)
The Four Postmen - Blood Suckin' Postman (2:19)
The Frantics - Naughty Aliens (4:43)
The Gothsicles - Theme From 'So You've Decided To Become A Goth' (2:28)
the great Luke Ski - House Party At Arkham Asylum (4:59)
the great Luke Ski - I Am A Vamp Of Constant Sorrow (3:05)
the great Luke Ski - Rocky Horror (4:28)
the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby, Amy Sienkowski, & Rachel Thurston - Sex Kittens From Mars (4:59)
the great Luke Ski, featuring Chemele - Wannabe A Slayer (2:49)
Throwing Toasters - FREAK LOVE (1:42)
Tom Lehrer - I Hold Your Hand In Mine (1:27)
Tom Smith - Alien Adventures (1:05)
Tom Smith - Bermuda Triangle (4:21)
Tom Smith - Creatures of the Night (4:28)
Tom Smith - Cthulhu Lite FM (5:26)
Tom Smith - DS8 (4:25)
Tom Smith - House At Cthulhu Corner (2:58)
Tom Smith - I Want To Be Peter Lorre (3:03)
Tom Smith - Rocky Horror Muppet Show (excerpts) (4:16)
Tom Smith - Sheep Marketing Ploy (The Ballad Of Fenton)
Tom Smith - Telly Taley Heart (2:21)
Tom Smith - Trans Poly U Fight Song (2:03)
Tom Smith, featuring the great Luke Ski - Cthulhu Fthagn (2:40)
Twang Bang - I'd Love My Baby If She Had Two Heads (2:51)
Worm Quartet - Vampire Penguins (3:25)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars (3:29)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell (5:50)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outer Space (4:23)

Funny Halloween Songs, Lyrics - Nightmare on My Street

Funny Halloween Song: Nightmare on My Street
Artist: DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Album: He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper
Funny song lyrics below video...

Nightmare on My Street Lyrics

Now I have a story that Id like to tell
About this guy you all know he had me scared as hell
He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed
He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
And even if its hot outside he wears it anyway
He's home when I'm awake but he shows up when I sleep
I cant believe that threes a nightmare on my street

It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right
And we had just gotten back off tour last night
So the gang and I thought that it would be groovy
If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movie
I got Angie, Jeff got Tina
Ready rock got some girl Id never seen in my life
That was all right because the lady was chill
Then we dipped to the theater set to ill
We saw elm street and man it was def
And everything seemed all right when we left
But when I got home and laid down to sleep
That began the nightmare, but on my street

It was burning in my room like an oven
My bed soaked with sweat
And man I was bugging
I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30
It had melted it was so darn hot
And I was thirsty
I went downstairs to grab some juice or a coke
Flipped the TV off, and then I almost choked
When I heard this awful voice coming from behind
It said, you got my favorite letter but now you must die
Man, I aint even wait to see who it was
Broke inside my drawers and screamed, so long, cuz
Got halfway up the block
I calmed down and stopped screaming
Then thought, oh, I get it, I must be dreaming

I strolled back home with a grin on my grill
I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill
I walked in the house, the big bad fresh prince
But Freddy killed all that noise real quick
He grabbed me by my neck and said
Here's what well do
We gotta lotta work here, me and you
The souls of your friends you and I will claim
You've got the body and I've got the brain

I said, yo Fred
I think you got me all wrong
I aint partners with nobody with nails that long
Look, Ill be honest man, this team wont work
The girls wont be on you, Fred, your face is all burnt
I patted him on the shoulder, said thanks for stopping by
Then I opened up the door and said take care guy
He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
I laughed at first, then thought, hold up, that hurt
It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real
I said, Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here
No further words and then I darted upstairs
Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed
Pulled the covers up over my head
And said, oh please do something with Fred
He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws
Tried to get me, but my alarm went off
And then silence
It was a whole new day
I thought, huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway
Until I noticed those rips in my sheets
And that was proof that there had been a nightmare on my street

Prince: oh man, I gotta call Jeff, I gotta call Jeff
Come on, come on
Come on Jeff, answer
Come on, man
Jeff: hello?
Prince: Jeff, this is prince, man
Jeff, wake up,
Jeff, wake up
Jeff: what do you want?
Prince: Jeff, wake up, man,
Listen to me, Jeff
Jeff: its three o'clock in the morning, what do you want?
Prince: Jeff, Jeff, would you listen to me?
Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep
Jeff: man
Prince: Jeff, listen to me, don't go to sleep, Jeff
Jeff: look, Ill talk to you tomorrow, I'm gong to bed

Ahhhhhh! ahhhhhh! (ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

Prince: Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! answer me, Jeff!

Freddy: I'm your d.j. now, princey! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

 

Funny Halloween Songs - Halloween by Stephen Lynch

Funny Song: Halloween
Comedian: Stephen Lynch
Album: The Craig Machine
Funny song lyrics below video...

Halloween Lyrics by Stephen Lynch

Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this night
Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlight
Bowls of candy and goodies, delicious and waiting in store
The sound of cute little footsteps as they approach my front door

Letting the children inside to drink beers
Razor blades hidden in three musketeers
Screams from the basement of kids begging to be set free
That's what Halloween means to me

Tightening the clamps that are holding their little heads so tight
Putting my lips to their ears as I whisper please don't fight
I promise I'll let you go home if you swear not to tell a soul
Well I'll just untie these I'm kidding now where is my chainsaw? Let's rock and roll

A pinch of your brother a teaspoon of you
With the head of your sister would make a good stew
I'd give you a taste but you're tongue's in the stew; irony
That's what Halloween means to me

Trick-or-treat, smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
Trick-or-treat, smell my feet
Give me someone good to eat

Funny Halloween Song - Ghost in the Trailer Lyrics

Funny Song: Ghost in the Trailer
Comedian: Larry Weaver
CD: Looking for Fun
Funny song lyrics below video...

Ghost in the Trailer Lyrics

I all started back when I turned 18,
My ma, my wife, our six kids and me
Moved into a nice, used doublewide

It was blue and white, bout a hundred feet long,
With tires on the roof, flamingos on the lawn,
And genuine simulated wood paneling on the inside.

Well when you move into a trailer park
You hear odd things when it gets dark
Hollering, screaming and cursing ain't nothing weird

But one night I heard a really strange noise,
So I crept down the hall to check on the boys
And what I seen scared me something fierce.

There on the naugahyde couch he sat,
A shadowy figure in a Mack Truck hat
It was a ghost and he was drinking all my beer!

He weren't wearing no sheet, just a pair of jeans,
An old wifebeater with greasy stains
I screamed like a girl and he just disappeared

Chorus
There’s a ghost in the trailer, we got a haunted mobile home!
And that redneck apparition will not leave us alone.
He’s got a chain on his wallet, and he’s rattlin’ it loud
There’s a ghost in the trailer, look out!

Well I tore into the bedroom and slammed the door shut,
Then pretty soon the sun came up
I told my wife what happened but she just shook her head.

And to tell the truth I’d had a drink or three,
And the stress at the job been getting to me
But just to be safe I put a gun rack over the bed.

A neighbor stopped by later that day,
He said the previous tenant had passed away.
He was killed working on a Camaro in the front yard.

The hood fell and gave his head a smack,
He died but they say he still comes back
And when the moon is full he tries to start that car.

Well that same night about quarter to ten,
We was watching Dukes of Hazzard on TNN
And we heard a blood curdling scream coming from on the lawn.

We ran out onto the trailer lot,
And that Camaro was levitating right off the blocks
With that ghost in the driver’s seat yelling “Yee-haw!!!”

Chorus
There’s a ghost in the trailer, we got a haunted mobile home!
And that redneck apparition will not leave us alone.
He got Skynyrd on the radio, and he cranked it up real loud
There’s a ghost in the trailer, look out!

Things got bad and soon got worse
We were stuck with this paranormal curse
He would wake us up at night yelling boo-ya’ll.

He moved things around to cause a scare,
Made a tin of Skoal float through the air
And we could hear footsteps line-dancing down the hall.

Well I called the cops and they just laughed,
Then a friend from work found an online chat
Told me bout a site called trailerghost.com

There were stories and tips, all kinds of advice,
I’m telling you that website saved our lives
We sent that ghost back into the great beyond.

So listen to me, don’t make no mistake.
If you feel your trailer start to shake
Run to the window and take a look outside.

If there’s no tornado to be found,
And you start to hear a strange moaning sound
You might have a ghost in your doublewide!

Chorus
There’s a ghost in the trailer, you got a haunted mobile home!
And that redneck apparition will not leave you alone.
If the walls commence to moving, and blood starts dripping out
You got a ghost in the trailer, look out!