Saturday Night Live offered up another creative Digital Short featuring Andy Samberg and Shia Leboeuf in "The Best Look in the World". And what is the best look in the World? Dress shirt, black socks, no pants. 'Nuff said.
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Funny Song: "My Atari" (parody of "My Adidas" by Run-DMC) Artist: Sudden Death Funny song lyrics below video...
My Atari Lyrics - By Sudden Death
My Atari, turn off all the lights And bask in the glory of a two-bit sprite I stood in line, when I was nine Bought Burgertime and left the world behind And out my speakers Q-Bert speaks Won't offend my peepers 'cause his words are bleeped My Atari's on a stand with an uneven height So I use my X-Box just to prop it up right My Atari still works after all these years From when it first appeared on sale at Sears We'll be together forever, I named it Heather And I'll never get sick of pushing the reset lever My Atari! My Atari!
Yo, whassup? My Atari, driving down a street at night Now I'm bumpin' and jumpin' to a staggering height It always brightens up my day, and just last Friday I found myself trying to kill a frog on the highway You can't go wrong, with games like Pong But on Pitfall the snake bit me in the schlong And I slide left and right, I'm puttin' up a fight With shields dwindling and Space Invaders in my sight And so now I'm just sittin' here catchin' some bombs I can play while on the toilet 'cause my phone has the ROMs My Atari! My Atari!
Now, me and my Atari play the illest games I like to duck and jump over dragon flames We slay all dragons, red, yellow, and green And the bat carries corpses from screen to screen Outer space and under ground when I play my game I shoot everything, it all looks the same I'm set on expert every game I play Even Strawberry Shortcake has me playin' all day My Atari! My Atari!
Now the games that I possess have quite a range Myself I've got four-hundred games I play Taz a lot, till he eats his fill And then Kool Aid Man when it's time to get ill Played Donkey Kong and I got the high score Before Mario dumped Pauline for that whore
My Atari, didn't always bring good games Pac-Man was lame, Custer's Revenge was insane And I hope the Reeses cause an allergy for E.T. 'Cause that's the game that brought down a whole industry At a party that I threw for all the boys We played Asteroids till we got hemorrhoids My Atari lets me play with a stick in my lap With a couple teeth marks 'cause I needed a snack Whether in a space battle, or rustlin' cattle You won't see me without my joy stick or paddle My Atari!
Funny Song: "Requiem for a Wardrobe" Artist: Dan and Dan Funny Song lyrics below video...
"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan
The baggy blue Gap pullover I found under a bed Two shirts in what must once have been my favorite shade of red A t-shirt bought for me by Mom, Another lent by Dad A Hugo Boss coat that was once the trendiest thing I had. And the hat… let’s hear it for the hat
The brand new top I ruined with Kabob sauce down the front A beige shirt that a friend of mine called Nathan gave me once The fleece I bought for four pounds as a costume for a vid The ? shirt I’ve never worn that cost me 50 quid And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
The gray fleece that reminds me of the ex wife of a friend of mine Because she wore it for two days at Glastonbury ‘99 The black shirt with the buttons I convinced myself for all the World That if I wore undone would make me irresistible to girls. And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
The jacket that I wore for gigs when I was in a band at school The velvety red shirt I can’t believe I ever thought was cool The non-ironed shirt I wore so much the sleeves have gone all frayed The t-shirt that I had one just before I first got laid. And the hat… don’t forget the hat
Comedian: Flight of the Conchords Song: Business Time Album: Unreleased
If you don't have HBO, it's worth getting just to watch "Flight of the Conchords." The show follows the lives of Bret and Jemaine from New Zealand's fourth most popular digi-folk paradists, Flight of the Conchords, as they try to find success and love in New York. In this video, Jemaine waxes poetic about a clumsy and awkward scheduled "date" night.
Funny Song: Total Momsense aka "The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture"* Comedian: Anita Renfroe aka "The William Tell Mom" Funny song lyrics below
*AKA Everything a mother says in one 24-hour period put to the music of the William Tell Overture, "Mom's Overture", "William Tell Mom Sayings", "Mom Overture", and "Momsense"
Total Momsense Lyrics
Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepy head Here's your clothes And your shoes Hear the words I said Get up now Get up and make your bed Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat Don't forget you got to feed the cat Eat your breakfast The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today? Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
So you must play Don't shovel Chew slowly But hurry The bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside Don't play rough Would you just play fair? Be polite Make a friend Don't forget to share Work it out Wait your turn Never take a dare Get along Don't make me come down there Clean your room Fold your clothes Put your stuff away Make your bed Do it now Do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone Get Off the phone Don't sit so close Turn it down No texting at the table No more computer time tonight Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me Makes you welcome everywhere you roam You'll appreciate my wisdom Someday when you're older and you're grown Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me Close your mouth when you chew Would appreciate Take a bite Maybe two Of the stuff you hate Use your fork Do not you burp Or I'll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, Get the door Don't get smart with me Get a Grip Get in here I'll count to 3 Get a job Get a life Get a PhD Get a dose of... I don't care who started it You're grounded until your 36 Get your story straight And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake And if all your friends jumped off a cliff Would you jump too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that You're too old to act this way It must be your father's DNA Look at me when I am talking Stand up straight when you walk A place for everything And everything must be in place Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about Oh! Brush your teeth Wash your face Get your PJs on Get in bed Get a hug Say a prayer with Mom Don't forget I love you **KISS** And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends You don't need the reason why Because Because Because Because I said so I said so I said so I said so I'm the Mom The mom The mom The mom The mom Ta-da
Funny Song: Love Me Sexy Artist: Will Ferrell aka Jackie Moon From the Movie Semi-Pro, starring Will Ferrell
Love Me Sexy Lyrics
Intro: (Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White) Come on girl, yeah..it’s me Jackie Moon. Don’t gimme that look, that’s right, let’s get sweaty, let’s get real sweaty I’m talkin’ rainforest sweaty, I’m talkin’ swamp sweaty. Let’s fill the bathtub full of sweat…alright.
CHORUS: Baby who wants to love me sexy uh? Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh? Take off your shoes and suck me sexy Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
VERSE 1: I wanna do a little thing wit choo I wanna do a little thing wit choo When I say love me you say sexy Love me ******* sexy Back it on up and show and prove That lovin’ me sexy is the thing to do Your body says love me your mind says sexy Love me sexy
CHORUS: Baby who wants to love me sexy uh? Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh? Take off your shoes and suck me sexy Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
VERSE 2: Freak of the week are you in the mood To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon When I say love me you say sexy Love me ******* sexy Our Zodiac signs are compatible Clocking that ass from across the room Your body says love me your mind says sexy Love me ******* sexy
CHORUS: Baby who wants to love me sexy uh? Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh? Take off your shoes and suck me sexy Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
INTRO 2: (Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White) That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’ Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
CHORUS Out: Baby who wants to love me sexy uh? Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh? Take off your shoes and suck me sexy Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy Who wants to love me sexy? Is it you? Or is it you? Are you ready to lick me sexy? Is it you? Or is it you? Take off your shoes and suck me sexy Is it you? Or is it you? Baby were naked and we’re humpin’ sexy. Is it you? Or is it you?
Funny Song: We're Brothers Forever Alternate Title: I Am Your Brother (Your Best Friend Forever) Alternate Title: You are my Brother Artist: Renaldo Lapuz from American Idol Season 7 Dallas Auditions Song Lyrics below...
We're Brothers Forever - AKA I Am Your Brother (Your Best Friend Forever)
I am your brother Your best friend forever Singing the songs The music that you love
We're brothers til the end of time Together or not You’re always in my heart You hurt your feelings And you will rain no more I love you brother
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State Fair Woman is a rip roarin' tribute to carny folk across America. In this funny music video, passion sizzles like a freshly fried corn dog! Find out what happens when a young and impressionable fair-goer gives his heart to a carnival worker. Can love triumph over inbreeding? Recorded at the North Carolina State Fair in Raleigh, NC. Get the funny song lyrics
Comedian:Selected Hilarity Song: Country Folks Can Survive Album: Unreleased
Hilarious redneck humor! In this funny country song parody you'll learn that country folks don't need fancy frilly things like pants, or neighbors with different names. Recorded live at Carolines Comedy Club in New York, NY. Watch more funny songs from Selected Hilarity.
SNL Digital Short from Andy Samberg featured on this weekend's Saturday Night Live episode hosted by Scarlett Johansson. The video features SNL writer Bryan Tucker as "Roy". Learn more about the video on Bryan's Selected Hilarity MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/selectedhilarity
Comedian: Dave & Andy Song: Untitled (The Oxymorons Song) Album: Unreleased An oxymoron is a contradiction in terms like "awful good" or "pretty ugly". This song is comprised almost entirely of Oxymorons. The name of this song is "Untitled." Performed by Dave & Andy at the Comic Strip Live in New York. Watch more funny songs from Selected Hilarity.
Comedian: Larry Weaver Song: Ghost in the Trailer Album: Looking for Fun The song that started a worldwide wave of mobile home paranoia. Somethin' creepy is going on under the double wide, and this time it ain't a raccoon!(more) Recorded live at Charlie Goodnights Comedy Club in Raleigh, NC.
Artist: Rob Paravonian Song: Pachabel Rant Album: N/A Comedian Rob Paravonian rants about how much it sucks to play Pachelbel's Canon in D on a cello. Recorded live at Penn State, this classic piece by Rob has been a favorite on the Dr. Demento Show.
