"Inner City Pressure" Lyrics - Flight of the Conchords

Funny Song: Inner City Pressure
Comedy Group: Flight of the Conchords
CD: Flight of the Conchords
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"Inner City Pressure" Lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

Inner city life.
Inner city pressure.
The concrete world is starting to get ya.
The city is alive, the city is expanding.
Living in the city can be demanding.
You pawned everything, everything you owned.
Your tooth brush jar and a camera phone.
You don't know where you're going.
You cross the street, you don't know why you did.
You walk back across the street.
Standing in the sitting room.
Totally stint. And your favorite jersey is covered in lint.
You want to sit down but you sold your chair.
So you just stand there. You just stand there...
(YOU JUST STAND THERE!)

Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.

Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11.
From a quarter past six til a quarter to seven.
The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me.
Hey man, I just want some Muesli.
Neon signs, hidden messages.
Questions, answers, fetishes.
You know you're not in high finance.
Considering second hand underpants.
Check your mind, how'd it get so bad?
What happened to those other underpants you had?
Look in your pockets, haven't found a cent yet.
Tenant's on your balls, "have you payed your rent yet?"

Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.
Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.

So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute.
Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute.
Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this.
Looks like you'll never be a concert flautist.

You don't measure up to the expectation.
When you're unemployed, there's no vacation.
No one cares, no one sympathizes.
You just stay home and play synthesizers.

Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.
Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.

Flight of the Conchords - The Complete First Season

Choclate Rain Lyrics - Tay Zonday

Funny Song: Chocolate Rain
Songwriter: Tay Zonday
Funny song lyrics below video...

Chocolate Rain Lyrics by Tay Zonday

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy livin' in a gate

Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane

Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make

Chocolate Rain
Flippin' cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're livin' in?

Chocolate Rain
More than marchin' more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.

(Chorus)

"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan

Funny Song: "Requiem for a Wardrobe"
Artist: Dan and Dan
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"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan

The baggy blue Gap pullover I found under a bed
Two shirts in what must once have been my favorite shade of red
A t-shirt bought for me by Mom, Another lent by Dad
A Hugo Boss coat that was once the trendiest thing I had.
And the hat… let’s hear it for the hat
 
The brand new top I ruined with Kabob sauce down the front
A beige shirt that a friend of mine called Nathan gave me once
The fleece I bought for four pounds as a costume for a vid
The ? shirt I’ve never worn that cost me 50 quid
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
 
The gray fleece that reminds me of the ex wife of a friend of mine
Because she wore it for two days at Glastonbury ‘99
The black shirt with the buttons I convinced myself for all the World
That if I wore undone would make me irresistible to girls.
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
 
The jacket that I wore for gigs when I was in a band at school
The velvety red shirt I can’t believe I ever thought was cool
The non-ironed shirt I wore so much the sleeves have gone all frayed
The t-shirt that I had one just before I first got laid.
And the hat… don’t forget the hat
 

Business Time Lyrics - Flight of the Conchords

Funny Song: Business Time
Comedian: Flight of the Conchords
Album: Flight of the Conchords
Description: If you don't have HBO, it's worth getting just to watch "Flight of the Conchords." The show follows the lives of Bret and Jemaine from New Zealand's fourth most popular digi-folk parodists, Flight of the Conchords, as they try to find success and love in New York. In this video, Jemaine waxes poetic about a clumsy and awkward scheduled "date" night.
Funny song lyrics below video...

Business Time Lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

Aww yeah
That’s right baby.
Girl, tonight we’re gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? ‘Cause it’s Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night’s the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. ‘Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There’s nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect. You lean in close and say something sexy like, “I might go to bed I’ve got work in the morning.” I know what you’re trying to say baby. You’re trying to say, “Oh, yeah. It’s business time. It’s business time.”

It’s business.
It’s business time.
That’s what you’re trying to say you’re trying to say let’s get down to business it’s business time.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
Next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth. That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay. Then you go sort out the recycling. That’s not part of it but it’s still very important. Then we’re in the bedroom. You’re wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work. And it’s never looked better on you.

Oh, team building exercise ’99.

Oh, you don’t know what you’re doing to me.
I remove my jeans but trip over them ‘cause I still got my shoes on. But I turn it into a sexy dance.
Next thing you know I’m down to just my socks and you know when I’m down to just my socks what time it is…it’s time for business. It’s business time.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
You know when I’m down to just my socks it’s time for business that’s why they call it business socks.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
Oh.
Ooh, makin’ love.
Makin’ love for two.
Makin’ love for two minutes.
When it’s with me you only need two minutes, ‘cause I’m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. You say something like, “Is that it?” I know what you’re trying to say. You’re trying to say, “Aww yeah, that’s it.” Then you tell me you want some more. Well I’m not surprised. But I’m quite sleepy.

It’s business.
It’s business time.
Business hours are over. Right, right.

It’s business.
It’s business time.

"I Am Your Brother" Lyrics American Idol

Funny Song: We're Brothers Forever
Alternate Title: I Am Your Brother (Your Best Friend Forever)
Alternate Title: You are my Brother
Artist: Renaldo Lapuz from American Idol Season 7 Dallas Auditions
Song Lyrics below...

We're Brothers Forever - AKA
I Am Your Brother (Your Best Friend Forever)

I am your brother
Your best friend forever
Singing the songs
The music that you love

We're brothers til the end of time
Together or not
You’re always in my heart
You hurt your feelings
And you will rain no more
I love you brother

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Funny Video: Rob Paravonian "Pachabel Rant"

Artist: Rob Paravonian
Song: Pachabel Rant
Album: N/A
Comedian Rob Paravonian rants about how much it sucks to play Pachelbel's Canon in D on a cello. Recorded live at Penn State, this classic piece by Rob has been a favorite on the Dr. Demento Show.