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Sunday, May 11, 2008

"The Best Look in the World" Lyrics - SNL Digital Short

Saturday Night Live offered up another creative Digital Short featuring Andy Samberg and Shia Leboeuf in "The Best Look in the World". And what is the best look in the World? Dress shirt, black socks, no pants. 'Nuff said.



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Monday, April 21, 2008

"My Atari" Lyrics - By Sudden Death

Funny Song: "My Atari" (parody of "My Adidas" by Run-DMC)
Artist: Sudden Death
Funny song lyrics below video...

My Atari Lyrics - By Sudden Death

My Atari, turn off all the lights
And bask in the glory of a two-bit sprite
I stood in line, when I was nine
Bought Burgertime and left the world behind
And out my speakers Q-Bert speaks
Won't offend my peepers 'cause his words are bleeped
My Atari's on a stand with an uneven height
So I use my X-Box just to prop it up right
My Atari still works after all these years
From when it first appeared on sale at Sears
We'll be together forever, I named it Heather
And I'll never get sick of pushing the reset lever
My Atari! My Atari!

Yo, whassup?
My Atari, driving down a street at night
Now I'm bumpin' and jumpin' to a staggering height
It always brightens up my day, and just last Friday
I found myself trying to kill a frog on the highway
You can't go wrong, with games like Pong
But on Pitfall the snake bit me in the schlong
And I slide left and right, I'm puttin' up a fight
With shields dwindling and Space Invaders in my sight
And so now I'm just sittin' here catchin' some bombs
I can play while on the toilet 'cause my phone has the ROMs
My Atari! My Atari!

Now, me and my Atari play the illest games
I like to duck and jump over dragon flames
We slay all dragons, red, yellow, and green
And the bat carries corpses from screen to screen
Outer space and under ground when I play my game
I shoot everything, it all looks the same
I'm set on expert every game I play
Even Strawberry Shortcake has me playin' all day
My Atari! My Atari!

Now the games that I possess have quite a range
Myself I've got four-hundred games
I play Taz a lot, till he eats his fill
And then Kool Aid Man when it's time to get ill
Played Donkey Kong and I got the high score
Before Mario dumped Pauline for that whore

My Atari, didn't always bring good games
Pac-Man was lame, Custer's Revenge was insane
And I hope the Reeses cause an allergy for E.T.
'Cause that's the game that brought down a whole industry
At a party that I threw for all the boys
We played Asteroids till we got hemorrhoids
My Atari lets me play with a stick in my lap
With a couple teeth marks 'cause I needed a snack
Whether in a space battle, or rustlin' cattle
You won't see me without my joy stick or paddle
My Atari!

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan

Funny Song: "Requiem for a Wardrobe"
Artist: Dan and Dan
Funny Song lyrics below video...

"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan

The baggy blue Gap pullover I found under a bed
Two shirts in what must once have been my favorite shade of red
A t-shirt bought for me by Mom, Another lent by Dad
A Hugo Boss coat that was once the trendiest thing I had.
And the hat… let’s hear it for the hat
 
The brand new top I ruined with Kabob sauce down the front
A beige shirt that a friend of mine called Nathan gave me once
The fleece I bought for four pounds as a costume for a vid
The ? shirt I’ve never worn that cost me 50 quid
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
 
The gray fleece that reminds me of the ex wife of a friend of mine
Because she wore it for two days at Glastonbury ‘99
The black shirt with the buttons I convinced myself for all the World
That if I wore undone would make me irresistible to girls.
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
 
The jacket that I wore for gigs when I was in a band at school
The velvety red shirt I can’t believe I ever thought was cool
The non-ironed shirt I wore so much the sleeves have gone all frayed
The t-shirt that I had one just before I first got laid.
And the hat… don’t forget the hat
 

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Funny Video: Business Time by Flight of the Conchords



Comedian: Flight of the Conchords
Song: Business Time
Album: Unreleased

If you don't have HBO, it's worth getting just to watch "Flight of the Conchords." The show follows the lives of Bret and Jemaine from New Zealand's fourth most popular digi-folk paradists, Flight of the Conchords, as they try to find success and love in New York. In this video, Jemaine waxes poetic about a clumsy and awkward scheduled "date" night.

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Mom's Overture Lyrics - Total Momsense by Anita Renfroe

Funny Song: Total Momsense aka "The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture"*
Comedian: Anita Renfroe aka "The William Tell Mom"
Funny song lyrics below

*AKA Everything a mother says in one 24-hour period put to the music of the William Tell Overture, "Mom's Overture", "William Tell Mom Sayings", "Mom Overture", and "Momsense"

Total Momsense Lyrics

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepy head
Here's your clothes
And your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now
Get up and make your bed
Are you hot?
Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget you got to feed the cat
Eat your breakfast
The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon

So you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside
Don't play rough
Would you just play fair?
Be polite
Make a friend
Don't forget to share
Work it out
Wait your turn
Never take a dare
Get along
Don't make me come down there
Clean your room
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now
Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone
Get Off the phone
Don't sit so close
Turn it down
No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up

Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite
Maybe two
Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork
Do not you burp
Or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, Get the door
Don't get smart with me
Get a Grip
Get in here I'll count to 3
Get a job
Get a life
Get a PhD
Get a dose of...
I don't care who started it
You're grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?

If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Get your PJs on
Get in bed
Get a hug
Say a prayer with Mom
Don't forget
I love you
**KISS**
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so
I said so
I said so
I said so
I'm the Mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
Ta-da

If you like Christian comedian Anita Renfroe, check out these other great female Christian comedians.

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Love Me Sexy Lyrics - Will Ferrell Music Video

Funny Song: Love Me Sexy
Artist: Will Ferrell aka Jackie Moon
From the Movie Semi-Pro, starring Will Ferrell

Love Me Sexy Lyrics

Intro: (Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
Come on girl, yeah..it’s me Jackie Moon.
Don’t gimme that look, that’s right, let’s get sweaty, let’s get real sweaty
I’m talkin’ rainforest sweaty, I’m talkin’ swamp sweaty.
Let’s fill the bathtub full of sweat…alright.

CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy

VERSE 1:
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me ******* sexy
Back it on up and show and prove
That lovin’ me sexy is the thing to do
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me sexy

CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy

VERSE 2:
Freak of the week are you in the mood
To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me ******* sexy
Our Zodiac signs are compatible
Clocking that ass from across the room
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me ******* sexy

CHORUS:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy

INTRO 2: (Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White)
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.

CHORUS Out:
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Who wants to love me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Are you ready to lick me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Is it you? Or is it you?
Baby were naked and we’re humpin’ sexy.
Is it you? Or is it you?

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Thursday, January 17, 2008

"I Am Your Brother" Lyrics American Idol

Funny Song: We're Brothers Forever
Alternate Title: I Am Your Brother (Your Best Friend Forever)
Alternate Title: You are my Brother
Artist: Renaldo Lapuz from American Idol Season 7 Dallas Auditions
Song Lyrics below...


We're Brothers Forever - AKA
I Am Your Brother (Your Best Friend Forever)

I am your brother
Your best friend forever
Singing the songs
The music that you love

We're brothers til the end of time
Together or not
You’re always in my heart
You hurt your feelings
And you will rain no more
I love you brother

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Funny Music Video: State Fair Woman


Artist: Larry Weaver
Song: State Fair Woman (buy on iTunes)
Album: Looking for Fun

State Fair Woman is a rip roarin' tribute to carny folk across America. In this funny music video, passion sizzles like a freshly fried corn dog! Find out what happens when a young and impressionable fair-goer gives his heart to a carnival worker. Can love triumph over inbreeding? Recorded at the North Carolina State Fair in Raleigh, NC. Get the funny song lyrics

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Funny Video: Redneck Country Song



Comedian: Selected Hilarity
Song: Country Folks Can Survive
Album: Unreleased

Hilarious redneck humor! In this funny country song parody you'll learn that country folks don't need fancy frilly things like pants, or neighbors with different names. Recorded live at Carolines Comedy Club in New York, NY. Watch more funny songs from Selected Hilarity.

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Monday, April 23, 2007

Roy Rules! - SNL Digital Short

Roy Rules!



SNL Digital Short from Andy Samberg featured on this weekend's Saturday Night Live episode hosted by Scarlett Johansson. The video features SNL writer Bryan Tucker as "Roy". Learn more about the video on Bryan's Selected Hilarity MySpace page:
http://www.myspace.com/selectedhilarity

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Funny Video: The Oxymorons Song


Comedian: Dave & Andy
Song: Untitled (The Oxymorons Song)
Album: Unreleased
An oxymoron is a contradiction in terms like "awful good" or "pretty ugly". This song is comprised almost entirely of Oxymorons. The name of this song is "Untitled." Performed by Dave & Andy at the Comic Strip Live in New York. Watch more funny songs from Selected Hilarity.

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Monday, February 26, 2007

Funny Video: Ghost in the Trailer


Comedian: Larry Weaver
Song: Ghost in the Trailer
Album: Looking for Fun
The song that started a worldwide wave of mobile home paranoia. Somethin' creepy is going on under the double wide, and this time it ain't a raccoon! Recorded live at Charlie Goodnights Comedy Club in Raleigh, NC.

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Funny Video: Rob Paravonian "Pachabel Rant"


Artist: Rob Paravonian
Song: Pachabel Rant
Album: N/A
Comedian Rob Paravonian rants about how much it sucks to play Pachelbel's Canon in D on a cello. Recorded live at Penn State, this classic piece by Rob has been a favorite on the Dr. Demento Show.

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