Saturday Night Live offered up another creative Digital Short featuring Andy Samberg and Shia Leboeuf in "The Best Look in the World". And what is the best look in the World? Dress shirt, black socks, no pants. 'Nuff said.
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Funny Song: "My Atari" (parody of "My Adidas" by Run-DMC) Artist: Sudden Death Funny song lyrics below video...
My Atari Lyrics - By Sudden Death
My Atari, turn off all the lights And bask in the glory of a two-bit sprite I stood in line, when I was nine Bought Burgertime and left the world behind And out my speakers Q-Bert speaks Won't offend my peepers 'cause his words are bleeped My Atari's on a stand with an uneven height So I use my X-Box just to prop it up right My Atari still works after all these years From when it first appeared on sale at Sears We'll be together forever, I named it Heather And I'll never get sick of pushing the reset lever My Atari! My Atari!
Yo, whassup? My Atari, driving down a street at night Now I'm bumpin' and jumpin' to a staggering height It always brightens up my day, and just last Friday I found myself trying to kill a frog on the highway You can't go wrong, with games like Pong But on Pitfall the snake bit me in the schlong And I slide left and right, I'm puttin' up a fight With shields dwindling and Space Invaders in my sight And so now I'm just sittin' here catchin' some bombs I can play while on the toilet 'cause my phone has the ROMs My Atari! My Atari!
Now, me and my Atari play the illest games I like to duck and jump over dragon flames We slay all dragons, red, yellow, and green And the bat carries corpses from screen to screen Outer space and under ground when I play my game I shoot everything, it all looks the same I'm set on expert every game I play Even Strawberry Shortcake has me playin' all day My Atari! My Atari!
Now the games that I possess have quite a range Myself I've got four-hundred games I play Taz a lot, till he eats his fill And then Kool Aid Man when it's time to get ill Played Donkey Kong and I got the high score Before Mario dumped Pauline for that whore
My Atari, didn't always bring good games Pac-Man was lame, Custer's Revenge was insane And I hope the Reeses cause an allergy for E.T. 'Cause that's the game that brought down a whole industry At a party that I threw for all the boys We played Asteroids till we got hemorrhoids My Atari lets me play with a stick in my lap With a couple teeth marks 'cause I needed a snack Whether in a space battle, or rustlin' cattle You won't see me without my joy stick or paddle My Atari!
Funny Song: "Requiem for a Wardrobe" Artist: Dan and Dan Funny Song lyrics below video...
"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan
The baggy blue Gap pullover I found under a bed Two shirts in what must once have been my favorite shade of red A t-shirt bought for me by Mom, Another lent by Dad A Hugo Boss coat that was once the trendiest thing I had. And the hat… let’s hear it for the hat
The brand new top I ruined with Kabob sauce down the front A beige shirt that a friend of mine called Nathan gave me once The fleece I bought for four pounds as a costume for a vid The ? shirt I’ve never worn that cost me 50 quid And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
The gray fleece that reminds me of the ex wife of a friend of mine Because she wore it for two days at Glastonbury ‘99 The black shirt with the buttons I convinced myself for all the World That if I wore undone would make me irresistible to girls. And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
The jacket that I wore for gigs when I was in a band at school The velvety red shirt I can’t believe I ever thought was cool The non-ironed shirt I wore so much the sleeves have gone all frayed The t-shirt that I had one just before I first got laid. And the hat… don’t forget the hat
Funny Song: Ghost in the Trailer Artist: Larry Weaver CD: Looking for Fun Funny song lyrics below video...
I all started back when I turned 18, My ma, my wife, our six kids and me Moved into a nice, used doublewide
It was blue and white, bout a hundred feet long, With tires on the roof, flamingos on the lawn, And genuine simulated wood paneling on the inside.
Well when you move into a trailer park You hear odd things when it gets dark Hollering, screaming and cursing ain't nothing weird
But one night I heard a really strange noise, So I crept down the hall to check on the boys And what I seen scared me something fierce.
There on the naugahyde couch he sat, A shadowy figure in a Mack Truck hat It was a ghost and he was drinking all my beer!
He weren't wearing no sheet, just a pair of jeans, An old wifebeater with greasy stains I screamed like a girl and he just disappeared
Chorus There’s a ghost in the trailer, we got a haunted mobile home! And that redneck apparition will not leave us alone. He’s got a chain on his wallet, and he’s rattlin’ it loud There’s a ghost in the trailer, look out!
Well I tore into the bedroom and slammed the door shut, Then pretty soon the sun came up I told my wife what happened but she just shook her head.
And to tell the truth I’d had a drink or three, And the stress at the job been getting to me But just to be safe I put a gun rack over the bed.
A neighbor stopped by later that day, He said the previous tenant had passed away. He was killed working on a Camaro in the front yard.
The hood fell and gave his head a smack, He died but they say he still comes back And when the moon is full he tries to start that car.
Well that same night about quarter to ten, We was watching Dukes of Hazzard on TNN And we heard a blood curdling scream coming from on the lawn.
We ran out onto the trailer lot, And that Camaro was levitating right off the blocks With that ghost in the driver’s seat yelling “Yee-haw!!!”
Chorus There’s a ghost in the trailer, we got a haunted mobile home! And that redneck apparition will not leave us alone. He got Skynyrd on the radio, and he cranked it up real loud There’s a ghost in the trailer, look out!
Things got bad and soon got worse We were stuck with this paranormal curse He would wake us up at night yelling boo-ya’ll.
He moved things around to cause a scare, Made a tin of Skoal float through the air And we could hear footsteps line-dancing down the hall.
Well I called the cops and they just laughed, Then a friend from work found an online chat Told me bout a site called trailerghost.com
There were stories and tips, all kinds of advice, I’m telling you that website saved our lives We sent that ghost back into the great beyond.
So listen to me, don’t make no mistake. If you feel your trailer start to shake Run to the window and take a look outside.
If there’s no tornado to be found, And you start to hear a strange moaning sound You might have a ghost in your doublewide!
Chorus There’s a ghost in the trailer, you got a haunted mobile home! And that redneck apparition will not leave you alone. If the walls commence to moving, and blood starts dripping out You got a ghost in the trailer, look out!
Attention in the synagogue I got a brand new dance called the Kosha Boy Ya jump back two times left to right-- (JEWS!!!!) But enough with the explanation, I’ll show you, you’ll realize it and go… AAHHHHH!
Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!) Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!) My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)
For all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my…
Kosha boy in (TEMPLE!!!), Try to set an (EXAMPLE!!!). Distracted by that girl I wanna schtup in the third (ROW!!!)
And she's a (JEW!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my…
Kosha day, Kosha (BOY!!!) When I say, "Vey," you say ("OY!!!") Baby boy gets shmeckel cut and everyone says "Mazel Tov!"
I just served a gang of food and everybody praisin’ it, All these schmucks think that I cooked but I just got it catered man!
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
We droppin’ on ya! We droppin’ on ya! And if you don’t like it I’ll go fakakta on ya! (fakaktah on ya!)
Hanukkah’s a festival, we celebrate it everyday. Haters getting’ mad ‘cuz they got one and we got eight!!!
Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!) Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!) My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)
Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!) Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!) My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)
For all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my…
Kosha boy in (TEMPLE!!!), Try to set an (EXAMPLE!!!). Distracted by that girl I wanna schtup in the third (ROW!!!)
And she's a (JEW!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my (JEWS!!!) Crank that Kosha Boy Now all my…
Funny Song: South of the Border Artist: Larry Weaver CD: Looking for Fun Funny Song Lyrics below video...
South of the Border Lyrics
Every year I pack the car and head for Myrtle Beach Where else can one have so much culture within one’s reach? I love to see those girls with big hair cruising down the strand And see those rednecks get redder instead of getting tan.
But Myrtle Beach is not my favorite part of the trip I first must make a little stop before I get to it So let’s hop into my Nova and head for that state line And when I see that big sombrero I’ll know everything is fine.
Take me to South of the Border I think you know the way Just follow those clever billboards along the interstate Take me to South of the Border I love those neon signs “Chili Today, Hot Tamale” man, that one gets me every time.
We’ll check into Pedro’s Motel and leave our troubles at the door Then it’s off to Pedro’s Fireworks -- we’ll stock up for July 4 Then over to Pedro’s Martial Arts to get some gifts for the kids I think they’ll like some throwing stars, num chucks and a big bullwhip.
Then it’s down to Pedro’s T-shirts where I’ll have the time of my life. Let’s get grandma that funny hat that reads “Old Fart’s Wife” And let’s get dad some underwear that will scream “Hey, I’m high class” The ones with the inscription “World’s Largest Source of Natural Gas.”
Take me to South of the Border down where Pedro lives I need to buy some Chia pets they make such great gifts Take me to South of the Border just below that state line When I see that big sombrero, I’ll know everything is fine.
OK. I want everyone listening out there to sing the chorus with me. Are you ready? Here we go… In spanish:
Vamos a frontera del sur donde Pedro vive Necissito compro Los Chiapets son buenos regalos Vamos a frontera del sur debajo estado de linea Cuando vea sombrero grande, yo se todo es bien.
Take me to South of the Border just below that state line When I see that big sombrero, I’ll know everything is fine.
Funny Song: Total Momsense aka "The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture"* Comedian: Anita Renfroe aka "The William Tell Mom" Funny song lyrics below
*AKA Everything a mother says in one 24-hour period put to the music of the William Tell Overture, "Mom's Overture", "William Tell Mom Sayings", "Mom Overture", and "Momsense"
Total Momsense Lyrics
Get up now Get up now Get up out of bed Wash your face Brush your teeth Comb your sleepy head Here's your clothes And your shoes Hear the words I said Get up now Get up and make your bed Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat Don't forget you got to feed the cat Eat your breakfast The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today? Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
So you must play Don't shovel Chew slowly But hurry The bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you wash behind your ears? Play outside Don't play rough Would you just play fair? Be polite Make a friend Don't forget to share Work it out Wait your turn Never take a dare Get along Don't make me come down there Clean your room Fold your clothes Put your stuff away Make your bed Do it now Do we have all day? Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone Get Off the phone Don't sit so close Turn it down No texting at the table No more computer time tonight Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? Saying thank you, please, excuse me Makes you welcome everywhere you roam You'll appreciate my wisdom Someday when you're older and you're grown Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me Close your mouth when you chew Would appreciate Take a bite Maybe two Of the stuff you hate Use your fork Do not you burp Or I'll set you straight Eat the food I put upon your plate Get an A, Get the door Don't get smart with me Get a Grip Get in here I'll count to 3 Get a job Get a life Get a PhD Get a dose of... I don't care who started it You're grounded until your 36 Get your story straight And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake And if all your friends jumped off a cliff Would you jump too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that You're too old to act this way It must be your father's DNA Look at me when I am talking Stand up straight when you walk A place for everything And everything must be in place Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about Oh! Brush your teeth Wash your face Get your PJs on Get in bed Get a hug Say a prayer with Mom Don't forget I love you **KISS** And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends You don't need the reason why Because Because Because Because I said so I said so I said so I said so I'm the Mom The mom The mom The mom The mom Ta-da
Funny Song: Love Me Sexy Artist: Will Ferrell aka Jackie Moon From the Movie Semi-Pro, starring Will Ferrell
Love Me Sexy Lyrics
Intro: (Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White) Come on girl, yeah..it’s me Jackie Moon. Don’t gimme that look, that’s right, let’s get sweaty, let’s get real sweaty I’m talkin’ rainforest sweaty, I’m talkin’ swamp sweaty. Let’s fill the bathtub full of sweat…alright.
CHORUS: Baby who wants to love me sexy uh? Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh? Take off your shoes and suck me sexy Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
VERSE 1: I wanna do a little thing wit choo I wanna do a little thing wit choo When I say love me you say sexy Love me ******* sexy Back it on up and show and prove That lovin’ me sexy is the thing to do Your body says love me your mind says sexy Love me sexy
CHORUS: Baby who wants to love me sexy uh? Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh? Take off your shoes and suck me sexy Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
VERSE 2: Freak of the week are you in the mood To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon When I say love me you say sexy Love me ******* sexy Our Zodiac signs are compatible Clocking that ass from across the room Your body says love me your mind says sexy Love me ******* sexy
CHORUS: Baby who wants to love me sexy uh? Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh? Take off your shoes and suck me sexy Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
INTRO 2: (Jackie is in pillow talk voice a la Barry White) That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’ Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
CHORUS Out: Baby who wants to love me sexy uh? Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh? Take off your shoes and suck me sexy Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy Who wants to love me sexy? Is it you? Or is it you? Are you ready to lick me sexy? Is it you? Or is it you? Take off your shoes and suck me sexy Is it you? Or is it you? Baby were naked and we’re humpin’ sexy. Is it you? Or is it you?
Funny Love Song: My Virtual Girlfriend Funny Artist: Larry Weaver Funny CD: Looking for Fun Free MP3 Download - Add to your Facebook profile!
My Virtual Girlfriend
She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can I met her on the Internet Don’t care that I ain’t seen her yet Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.
I found her at AOL love online she said this big, busty from Bama is quite a find I downloaded her picture and what a dream looked like a face cut out of a magazine Well, it turned out it was but I didn’t mind.
Now I see her at home and I see her at work some more I even bought a laptop so we can make out on the floor I can’t kiss her, can’t touch her, can’t give her a hug I reach for the mouse when I want to make love And that will get you fired if you don’t lock the office door.
She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can I feel like I know her oh so well Every time she tells a joke I LOL Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.
Her online love is so very hot. And if I get a virus, I wont’ need a shot. It all seemed so perfect, but one day...
She emailed me, and said I’ve got bad news You and I are www.through In my heart you’ll always have a place I just need more, cyberspace And don’t try to page me on ICQ.
She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can My friends all say I’ve lost my head I’m just caught up in her World Wide Web. Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.
[Spoken] Man, I’ve got to win her back. I know she’s online. Hey baby, please come back. I need you. What do you mean there’s things I don’t know about you? We can work anything out. What? You’re a what? Oh… so that explains why you know so much about baseball.
She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can She brings me happiness, she brings me joy I don’t care if my girl is a 14 year old boy. She’s still my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.
Funny Song: We're Brothers Forever Alternate Title: I Am Your Brother (Your Best Friend Forever) Alternate Title: You are my Brother Artist: Renaldo Lapuz from American Idol Season 7 Dallas Auditions Song Lyrics below...
We're Brothers Forever - AKA I Am Your Brother (Your Best Friend Forever)
I am your brother Your best friend forever Singing the songs The music that you love
We're brothers til the end of time Together or not You’re always in my heart You hurt your feelings And you will rain no more I love you brother
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working out, losing weight maybe using tanning spray becoming more attractive in general
reading more, watching less learning all the rules for chess becoming somewhat smarter in general eating fish, not fingernails volunteer to save the whales becoming a better guy in general saving more, spending less yes I will wax my chest dating more girls in general
But not this year. No this year is different! As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer. (They're actually not that different.) After all these failed resolutions. My future is clear, the future is near!
Just forget those resolutions you know that you are never gonna do and adopt a more realistical view by committing to things that come easily to you like eat at least one value meal a week or put the correct shoes on the correct feet just "Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!"
Just face the fact you've always thought those resolutions don't mean squat Settle in to a comfortable spot embrace all the things you know you are not. Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat Make large purchases, then lose the receipts just "Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!"
I was walking by myself all around the state fair Smells of cotton candy and corn dogs drifted through the air I was just looking for fun, not looking for romance But I saw a fine young lady and I had to take a chance
She worked there at that booth where they try and guess your weight. So I reached down for my wallet and stepped on up to the plate One sixty was her guess and she was mighty near. If I hadn’t eaten those turkey legs, and that elephant ear
She yelled, “We got a winner, now come pick your prize” But I’d found just what I wanted when I gazed into her eyes The moonlight reflected off the gold in her front tooth And guided me to love right by that polish sausage booth.
Chorus She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny queen She had one lazy eye, but most all of her teeth. She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny girl She took me for a ride on that love Tilt a Whirl.
She wore snakeskin cowboy boots and a denim mini-skirt With cigarettes rolled in the sleeve of her Dixie Chicks t-shirt She stood about 5 foot three, or six feet if you count her bangs We started walking round the fair and saw some crazy thangs:
A tiny horse, a giant pig, man this was one wild date. A huge Taco Bell dog and a Travis Tritt license plate As we strolled down the midway my heart was filled with pride Bought a big ol’ roll of tickets, just hoping for a ride
Chorus She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny queen She had one lazy eye, but most all of her teeth. She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny girl She took me for a ride on that love Tilt a Whirl.
I asked if she would be my wife She said “How can I leave this carny life? You see, the bearded lady is my mother. And the strongman is my daddy and my brother.”
Chorus She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny queen She had one lazy eye, but most all of her teeth. She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny girl She took me for a ride on that love Tilt a Whirl.
There’s something very strange about grandpa He hasn’t been the same since grandmother passed away He just sits around the house watching rap videos on MTV all day And we worry all the time, grandpa thinks he's Busta Rhymes.
Grandpa: "If you really want to party with me, put your hands where my eyes could see! I can't see anything without my glasses. Where my glasses at? Hoody hoo!"
There’s something very strange about grandpa He used to wear his pants hiked up as far as they would go And now he wears them sagging around his waist so his adult diaper shows He only speaks in ebonics, and he keeps asking for the chronic.
Grandpa thinks he’s a gangsta And we think he’s too old to have his dentures capped in gold And he’s mad because we refuse to call him O.G. The Osteoporosis Gangsta
Grandpa: "I’m not Puff Daddy. I’m Puff Grandaddy. I’m going to pour my 40 on the block for Biggie." Daugher: "Grandpa, you spilled your Metamucil" Grandpa: "Beeeeee-yotch!"
There’s something very strange about grandpa He likes to make his Craftmatic bed go up and down He thinks he’s in the hoopty with hydraulics cruising through town There’s something wrong with his head, he wants neon put under his bed
Grandpa: "I'm gonna call my crew. You gonna call your crew. We gonna rendevous at the bingo hall around two." Daughter: "Grandpa it's time for your rub down." Grandpa: "It's time for your beat down!"
There’s something very strange about grandpa He put gold rims and spoilers installed on his wheelchair So he can go rolling to Miami and shake his derriere He said he got to clock his hos, he braided his toupee into cornrows.
Grandpa thinks he’s a gangsta He thinks his pacemaker is a Skytel pager And he’s mad because we refuse to call him OG Grandpa's Gone Gangsta.
Grandpa: "I’m bout it. I’m rowdy. I just passed a kidney stone."
