Funny Country Song: Cletus Take the Reel (Parody of "Jesus Take the Wheel" by Carrie Underwood) Christian Comedian: Tim Hawkins Funny song lyrics below video...
Cletus Take the Reel Lyrics by Tim Hawkins
I was fishing last Friday on a lake in Mississippi in the humid summer heat on a boat with my best friend Cletus who was sleeping in the back seat well the bites were slow and we were running low on chips and Gatorade it had been a long hard day
felt a tug on the line and I didn't pay attention it was spinning way to fast before I knew it I was staring at a ten pound shiny bass when I tried to pull the fish inside I pulled a muscle in my upper thigh I was so scared I threw my rod up in the air
Cletus take the reel take it from my hand cause I can't do it on my own I'm letting go and I need your help bad and if you don't my fish is gone oh Cletus take the reel
oh I'm letting go and I need your help bad and if you don't my fish is gone on this boat I'm on Cletus take the reel oh take it take it from me
Funny Song: Ghost in the Trailer Comedian: Larry Weaver CD: Looking for Fun Funny song lyrics below video...
Ghost in the Trailer Lyrics
I all started back when I turned 18, My ma, my wife, our six kids and me Moved into a nice, used doublewide
It was blue and white, bout a hundred feet long, With tires on the roof, flamingos on the lawn, And genuine simulated wood paneling on the inside.
Well when you move into a trailer park You hear odd things when it gets dark Hollering, screaming and cursing ain't nothing weird
But one night I heard a really strange noise, So I crept down the hall to check on the boys And what I seen scared me something fierce.
There on the naugahyde couch he sat, A shadowy figure in a Mack Truck hat It was a ghost and he was drinking all my beer!
He weren't wearing no sheet, just a pair of jeans, An old wifebeater with greasy stains I screamed like a girl and he just disappeared
Chorus There’s a ghost in the trailer, we got a haunted mobile home! And that redneck apparition will not leave us alone. He’s got a chain on his wallet, and he’s rattlin’ it loud There’s a ghost in the trailer, look out!
Well I tore into the bedroom and slammed the door shut, Then pretty soon the sun came up I told my wife what happened but she just shook her head.
And to tell the truth I’d had a drink or three, And the stress at the job been getting to me But just to be safe I put a gun rack over the bed.
A neighbor stopped by later that day, He said the previous tenant had passed away. He was killed working on a Camaro in the front yard.
The hood fell and gave his head a smack, He died but they say he still comes back And when the moon is full he tries to start that car.
Well that same night about quarter to ten, We was watching Dukes of Hazzard on TNN And we heard a blood curdling scream coming from on the lawn.
We ran out onto the trailer lot, And that Camaro was levitating right off the blocks With that ghost in the driver’s seat yelling “Yee-haw!!!”
Chorus There’s a ghost in the trailer, we got a haunted mobile home! And that redneck apparition will not leave us alone. He got Skynyrd on the radio, and he cranked it up real loud There’s a ghost in the trailer, look out!
Things got bad and soon got worse We were stuck with this paranormal curse He would wake us up at night yelling boo-ya’ll.
He moved things around to cause a scare, Made a tin of Skoal float through the air And we could hear footsteps line-dancing down the hall.
Well I called the cops and they just laughed, Then a friend from work found an online chat Told me bout a site called trailerghost.com
There were stories and tips, all kinds of advice, I’m telling you that website saved our lives We sent that ghost back into the great beyond.
So listen to me, don’t make no mistake. If you feel your trailer start to shake Run to the window and take a look outside.
If there’s no tornado to be found, And you start to hear a strange moaning sound You might have a ghost in your doublewide!
Chorus There’s a ghost in the trailer, you got a haunted mobile home! And that redneck apparition will not leave you alone. If the walls commence to moving, and blood starts dripping out You got a ghost in the trailer, look out!
Comedian:Selected Hilarity Song: Country Folks Can Survive Album: Unreleased
Hilarious redneck humor! In this funny country song parody you'll learn that country folks don't need fancy frilly things like pants, or neighbors with different names. Recorded live at Carolines Comedy Club in New York, NY. Watch more funny songs from Selected Hilarity.
I was walking by myself all around the state fair Smells of cotton candy and corn dogs drifted through the air I was just looking for fun, not looking for romance But I saw a fine young lady and I had to take a chance
She worked there at that booth where they try and guess your weight. So I reached down for my wallet and stepped on up to the plate One sixty was her guess and she was mighty near. If I hadn’t eaten those turkey legs, and that elephant ear
She yelled, “We got a winner, now come pick your prize” But I’d found just what I wanted when I gazed into her eyes The moonlight reflected off the gold in her front tooth And guided me to love right by that polish sausage booth.
Chorus She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny queen She had one lazy eye, but most all of her teeth. She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny girl She took me for a ride on that love Tilt a Whirl.
She wore snakeskin cowboy boots and a denim mini-skirt With cigarettes rolled in the sleeve of her Dixie Chicks t-shirt She stood about 5 foot three, or six feet if you count her bangs We started walking round the fair and saw some crazy thangs:
A tiny horse, a giant pig, man this was one wild date. A huge Taco Bell dog and a Travis Tritt license plate As we strolled down the midway my heart was filled with pride Bought a big ol’ roll of tickets, just hoping for a ride
Chorus She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny queen She had one lazy eye, but most all of her teeth. She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny girl She took me for a ride on that love Tilt a Whirl.
I asked if she would be my wife She said “How can I leave this carny life? You see, the bearded lady is my mother. And the strongman is my daddy and my brother.”
Chorus She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny queen She had one lazy eye, but most all of her teeth. She’s my state fair woman, she’s my carny girl She took me for a ride on that love Tilt a Whirl.
