Funny Songs

Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics - Ringtone (Funny)

2009-08-22T15:35:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: Ringtone
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Internet Leaks
Funny song lyrics below video...

Ringtone Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh)
But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh)
My life is filled with such regret
A bad mistake I can't forget
And now I'll never be the same

Ringtone
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
Well, everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

When my phone goes off at work
I look like the biggest jerk
Total strangers wanna slap me around
When it's ringin' on the terrace
My neighbors get embarrassed
They're beggin' me to move outta town
Well, it made my wife so sick
She smashed my iPhone with a brick
But I had it fixed, and now it's just fine
It's a pain, I sure don't need it
And I probably should delete it
But for me that would be crossin' the line
'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine
Hey, I paid good money for this...

Ringtone
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?)
My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call
Well, everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

Ringtone
Ringtone
Ahh, ooh

Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone)
Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea
Every single person everywhere unanimously
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody (everybody)
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
Ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone... ringtone...

Like a Boss Lyrics by Lonely Island (Clean Version)

2009-06-15T07:50:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: Like a Boss
Artist: The Lonely Island
Album: Incredibad
Video features Seth Rogen

Like a Boss Lyrics by The Lonely Island

Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss

Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Sallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
S*** on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh crap man I can't f***ing do it... s***!
P**** out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's d*** (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own d*** (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my b**** off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
F*** its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt

You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah

And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d***
Nope!

Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me

Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm the boss

Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
I'm the boss

Yeah yeah I got it!
I'm the boss

OK, great. I heard you. Bye.
LIKE A BOSS!

I'm On A Boat Lyrics (Clean) - Lonely Island

2009-02-10T12:10:00.001-05:00

Funny Song: I'm on a Boat (Clean)
Artist: The Lonely Island
CD: Incredibad
Funny song lyrics below video...

I'm On A Boat Lyrics (Clean)

Aww s***, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f***ing deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherf***ing toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf***ing boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherf***er take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherf***er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, B**** (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and s***
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherf***er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the f*** up, this boat is REAL!!!

f*** land, I'm on a boat, motherf***er (motherf***er)
f*** trees, I climb buoys, motherf***er (motherf***er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf***er (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherf***er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I f***ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothaf***in' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Funny Valentine's Day Song: Sweet Little Blossom of Mine

2009-01-19T08:00:00.000-05:00

Funny Valentine's Day Song: Sweet Little Blossom of Mine
Artist: Henry Phillips
Album: On the Shoulders of Freaks
Funny song lyrics below video...

Sweet Little Blossom of Mine Lyrics

You are the blossom,
I am the vine,
You are the blossom,
I am the vine,

Sweet Little Blossom of Mine,
Hanging on the vine,
Extracting all the nutrients from inside,
Sweet Little Blossom of mine,

You are the Oyster,
I am the Pearl,
You are the Oyster,
I am the Pearl

Sweet Little Oyster of mine,
Irritating you from inside,
Covering me with your mucus-like substance until I shine,
Sweet Little Oyster of mine.

I am the Host Organism,
You are the unicellular dinoflagellate algae,
I am the Host Organism,
You are the unicellular dinoflagellate algae,

Sweet Little unicellular dinoflagellate algae of mine,
Letting me use your chloroplasts to photosynthesize,
Providing me with carbon in exchange for the nutrients you obtain from my anabolic pathways,
Sweet Little unicellular dinoflagellate algae of mine,

You are the Commonwealth of Independent States,
I am the United States Department of International Development,
You are the Commonwealth of Independent States,
I am the United States Department of International Development,

Sweet Little Commonwealth of Independent States of mine,
Helping you to recover from your decline,
Spending 2.5 billion dollars in financial assistance to help invigorate your economy and help stabilize your ruble,
Sweet Little Commonwealth of Independent States of mine,

You are the Elvis
I am the Colonel Parker
You are the Elvis
I am the Colonel Parker

Sweet Little Elvis of mine,
Right there by your side,
Pulling your bloated 250 pound, cocaine and barbiturate saturated body out of the bathtub to keep it from drowning in a puddle of your own vomit,
Sweet Little Elvis of mine,
(In a mock Elvis voice) Sweet Little Elvis of mine,
Sweet Little Commonwealth of Independent States of mine,
Sweet Little unicellular dinoflagellate algae of mine,
Sweet Little Oyster of mine.
Sweet Little Blossom of mine.

Funny Love Songs - Little Debbie, A Love Song about Snack Cakes

2009-01-07T13:40:00.001-05:00

Funny Love Song: Little Debbie
Artist: Larry Weaver
Album: Everybody's Crazy But Me!!!
Funny song lyrics below video...

Little Debbie Lyrics

I’ll never forget the day we met in that grocery aisle
     I’ve never been giggly in a Piggly Wiggly but you sure made me smile.
And since that day I’ve been blown away by your sweetness, baby
     You make me holler for only a dollar, I love you so... Little Debbie.

Well, people say you’re no good for me but I don’t want to hear
     I know you’ll never break my heart
Well you might clog it up, but I don’t care.
     Cause a man can’t have too much sugar
And even though I’m getting a little heavy
     I need the thrill of your chocolate fill
I love you so, Little Debbie.

Well my heart starts to pound when I eat a Fudge Round, oh the joy it brings
     I yell “Oh lookie, it’s an Oatmeal Cookie,” it makes my tummy sing.
All I want for lunch is a Star Crunch, and I would trade my car
     For a big bowl of Swiss Cake Rolls and a Nutty Bar.

Well the doctor says your no good for me, but what does he know?
     He tells me to avoid the sweets
But he's sneaking around with his Ho-Ho.
     Hey, a man can't have too much sugar
And even though I’m getting a little heavy
     Your chocolate filling is oh so thrilling…
I love you so, Little Debbie.

Funny Christmas Songs - Merry Christmas from the Family

2008-12-17T07:55:00.001-05:00

Funny Christmas Song: Merry Christmas from the Family
Artist: Robert Earle Keen
Album: The Party Never Ends
Funny song lyrics below video...

Merry Christmas from the Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
The First Noel

Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's
Cause We All Want One!
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the Family

Funny Halloween Songs - Top 80 List

2008-10-31T13:50:00.002-04:00

This first set of Halloween-esque songs can be found at the website of the Funny Music Project, a.k.a. The FuMP. http://www.thefump.com/

Raymond & Scum - Nothing's Gonna Tear Us Apart
Sudden Death - World Robot Domination
Robert Lund - You've Got Hogwarts
Raymond & Scum - Scooby Dooby Blues
Carrie Dahlby - Sleep Walking Zombies
Hot Waffles - Have You Kicked An Emo Kid's Ass Today?
Sudden Death - Blood, Guts, And Boobs
Project Sisyphus - The Saw Song
Positive Attitude - This Oughta Cheer You Up!
Tom Smith - I Had A Shoggoth
Raymond & Scum - Blair Witch
Project Sisyphus - The Emo Girl's Favorite Things
Sudden Death - Brain Food
Tom Smith - Giant Monster
Devo Spice - PC Halloween
TV's Kyle - Guy With A Beard
the great Luke Ski - Gory Gory Hallelujah

List of Funny Halloween Songs

Here's a long list of some of my all time favorite funny Halloween-type songs. Thanks for reading and supporting funny music!

~ the great Luke Ski
http://www.thegreatlukeski.com/

Adam Sandler - Wolfman (5:05)
Allan Sherman - My Son, The Vampire (2:23)
Art Paul Schlosser - Scary Techno Song #5006 (2:39)
Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers - Monster Mash (3:13)
Bobby (Boris) Pickett - It's Alive (4:10)
Consortium of Genius - Brain Wrap (w/ Dr. 'A') (4:12)
Consortium of Genius - Die Barney Die (2:48)
Consortium of Genius - Reach Out and Touch the Hand (5:05)
Da Yoopers - Vampire Surfin' Girls (2:33)
Darryl Rhoades - UFO (3:37)
David Seville and the Chipmunks - Witch Doctor (2:21)
DJ Particle - Silver Bells & Godless Hells (3:33)
Fat Boys, featuring Robert Englund as Freddy Kreuger - R U Ready 4 Freddy? (4:40)
Green Jellö - Cereal Killer (Edit) (3:29)
Green Jellö - Rock-N-Roll Pumpkihn (2:41)
Hot Waffles - Burgers, Fries, and Eternal Damnation (4:14)
Hot Waffles - Christmas When You're Goth (3:24)
Hot Waffles - The Order Of The Beast (2:42)
Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains (4:32)
Jonathan Coulton - Skullcrusher Mountain (4:16)
Larry Weaver - Ghost in the Trailer (4:03)
Larry Weaver - Trailer Ghost Exterminators (1:37)
mc chris - I Want Candy (1:26)
MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP) (5:35)
MC Lars - Transylvania (4:48)
MC Lars - Yes I Am An Alien (4:07)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Godzilla Genealogy Bop (2:01)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - My Creepy Girl (2:26)
No Time - Eat All The Old People (2:12)
Oingo Boingo - Weird Science (6:06)
Ookla the Mok - Bride of Wolfman (4:34)
Ookla the Mok - Song of Kong (3:27)
Paul & Storm – Cruel, Cruel Moon
Paul & Storm – Lame Monster Party
Paul & Storm – Live
Power Salad - Killer Resume (3:37)
Raymond & Scum - Dumped On Halloween (3:13)
Raymond & Scum - Surf Monster, U.S.A. (2:23)
Rob Balder - Always A Goth Chick (3:37)
Stephen Lynch - A Month Dead (2:48)
Sudden Death - Alien Probes (3:22)
Sudden Death, featuring Hot Waffles - Dead Rappers (3:45)
Sudden Death - Dead Rubber Chickens (3:30)
Sudden Death - Everybody Dies (3:07)
Sudden Death - Godzilla (2:45)
The 5 Jones Boys - Mr. Ghost Goes To Town (3:00)
The Arrogant Worms - I Ran Away (3:09)
The Arrogant Worms - Killer Robots From Venus (3:38)
The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm (1:15)
The Arrogant Worms - Rippy The Gator (2:59)
The Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned (3:19)
The Arrogant Worms - Tokyo Love Song (3:13)
The Dark Clan - Vampires Dance (5:01)
The Four Postmen - Blood Suckin' Postman (2:19)
The Frantics - Naughty Aliens (4:43)
The Gothsicles - Theme From 'So You've Decided To Become A Goth' (2:28)
the great Luke Ski - House Party At Arkham Asylum (4:59)
the great Luke Ski - I Am A Vamp Of Constant Sorrow (3:05)
the great Luke Ski - Rocky Horror (4:28)
the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby, Amy Sienkowski, & Rachel Thurston - Sex Kittens From Mars (4:59)
the great Luke Ski, featuring Chemele - Wannabe A Slayer (2:49)
Throwing Toasters - FREAK LOVE (1:42)
Tom Lehrer - I Hold Your Hand In Mine (1:27)
Tom Smith - Alien Adventures (1:05)
Tom Smith - Bermuda Triangle (4:21)
Tom Smith - Creatures of the Night (4:28)
Tom Smith - Cthulhu Lite FM (5:26)
Tom Smith - DS8 (4:25)
Tom Smith - House At Cthulhu Corner (2:58)
Tom Smith - I Want To Be Peter Lorre (3:03)
Tom Smith - Rocky Horror Muppet Show (excerpts) (4:16)
Tom Smith - Sheep Marketing Ploy (The Ballad Of Fenton)
Tom Smith - Telly Taley Heart (2:21)
Tom Smith - Trans Poly U Fight Song (2:03)
Tom Smith, featuring the great Luke Ski - Cthulhu Fthagn (2:40)
Twang Bang - I'd Love My Baby If She Had Two Heads (2:51)
Worm Quartet - Vampire Penguins (3:25)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars (3:29)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell (5:50)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outer Space (4:23)

Funny Halloween Songs, Lyrics - Nightmare on My Street

2008-10-24T11:21:00.000-04:00

Funny Halloween Song: Nightmare on My Street
Artist: DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Album: He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper
Funny song lyrics below video...

Nightmare on My Street Lyrics

Now I have a story that Id like to tell
About this guy you all know he had me scared as hell
He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed
He's burnt up like a weenie and his name is Fred
He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
And even if its hot outside he wears it anyway
He's home when I'm awake but he shows up when I sleep
I cant believe that threes a nightmare on my street

It was a Saturday evening if I remember it right
And we had just gotten back off tour last night
So the gang and I thought that it would be groovy
If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movie
I got Angie, Jeff got Tina
Ready rock got some girl Id never seen in my life
That was all right because the lady was chill
Then we dipped to the theater set to ill
We saw elm street and man it was def
And everything seemed all right when we left
But when I got home and laid down to sleep
That began the nightmare, but on my street

It was burning in my room like an oven
My bed soaked with sweat
And man I was bugging
I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30
It had melted it was so darn hot
And I was thirsty
I went downstairs to grab some juice or a coke
Flipped the TV off, and then I almost choked
When I heard this awful voice coming from behind
It said, you got my favorite letter but now you must die
Man, I aint even wait to see who it was
Broke inside my drawers and screamed, so long, cuz
Got halfway up the block
I calmed down and stopped screaming
Then thought, oh, I get it, I must be dreaming

I strolled back home with a grin on my grill
I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill
I walked in the house, the big bad fresh prince
But Freddy killed all that noise real quick
He grabbed me by my neck and said
Here's what well do
We gotta lotta work here, me and you
The souls of your friends you and I will claim
You've got the body and I've got the brain

I said, yo Fred
I think you got me all wrong
I aint partners with nobody with nails that long
Look, Ill be honest man, this team wont work
The girls wont be on you, Fred, your face is all burnt
I patted him on the shoulder, said thanks for stopping by
Then I opened up the door and said take care guy
He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
I laughed at first, then thought, hold up, that hurt
It wasn't a dream, man, this guy was for real
I said, Freddy, uh, pal, there's been an awful mistake here
No further words and then I darted upstairs
Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed
Pulled the covers up over my head
And said, oh please do something with Fred
He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws
Tried to get me, but my alarm went off
And then silence
It was a whole new day
I thought, huh, I wasn't scared of him anyway
Until I noticed those rips in my sheets
And that was proof that there had been a nightmare on my street

Prince: oh man, I gotta call Jeff, I gotta call Jeff
Come on, come on
Come on Jeff, answer
Come on, man
Jeff: hello?
Prince: Jeff, this is prince, man
Jeff, wake up,
Jeff, wake up
Jeff: what do you want?
Prince: Jeff, wake up, man,
Listen to me, Jeff
Jeff: its three o'clock in the morning, what do you want?
Prince: Jeff, Jeff, would you listen to me?
Listen, whatever you do, don't fall asleep
Jeff: man
Prince: Jeff, listen to me, don't go to sleep, Jeff
Jeff: look, Ill talk to you tomorrow, I'm gong to bed

Ahhhhhh! ahhhhhh! (ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

Prince: Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! answer me, Jeff!

Freddy: I'm your d.j. now, princey! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

Funny Halloween Songs - Halloween by Stephen Lynch

2008-10-07T10:21:00.001-04:00

Funny Song: Halloween
Comedian: Stephen Lynch
Album: The Craig Machine
Funny song lyrics below video...

Halloween Lyrics by Stephen Lynch

Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this night
Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlight
Bowls of candy and goodies, delicious and waiting in store
The sound of cute little footsteps as they approach my front door

Letting the children inside to drink beers
Razor blades hidden in three musketeers
Screams from the basement of kids begging to be set free
That's what Halloween means to me

Tightening the clamps that are holding their little heads so tight
Putting my lips to their ears as I whisper please don't fight
I promise I'll let you go home if you swear not to tell a soul
Well I'll just untie these I'm kidding now where is my chainsaw? Let's rock and roll

A pinch of your brother a teaspoon of you
With the head of your sister would make a good stew
I'd give you a taste but you're tongue's in the stew; irony
That's what Halloween means to me

Trick-or-treat, smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
Trick-or-treat, smell my feet
Give me someone good to eat

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"Cletus Take the Reel" Video and Lyrics

2008-08-04T08:05:00.003-04:00

Funny Country Song: Cletus Take the Reel
(Parody of "Jesus Take the Wheel" by Carrie Underwood)
Christian Comedian: Tim Hawkins
Funny song lyrics below video...

Cletus Take the Reel Lyrics by Tim Hawkins

I was fishing last Friday on a lake in Mississippi in the humid summer heat
on a boat with my best friend Cletus who was sleeping in the back seat
well the bites were slow and we were running low on chips and Gatorade
it had been a long hard day

felt a tug on the line and I didn't pay attention it was spinning way to fast
before I knew it I was staring at a ten pound shiny bass
when I tried to pull the fish inside I pulled a muscle in my upper thigh
I was so scared I threw my rod up in the air

Cletus take the reel
take it from my hand
cause I can't do it on my own
I'm letting go and I need your help bad
and if you don't my fish is gone
oh Cletus take the reel

oh I'm letting go
and I need your help bad
and if you don't my fish is gone
on this boat I'm on
Cletus take the reel
oh take it take it from me

Sean Cullen - Last Comic Standing YouTube

2008-07-31T21:59:00.001-04:00

Funny Song: Chimp and the Woman
Comedian: Sean Cullen from Last Comic Standing
Funny song lyrics below video...

Sean Cullen Lyrics - The Chimp and the Woman

There was a woman, who lived alone.
Nobody called her on, the telephone.
She went into the woods one day, found a young chimp, who had gone astray.
She took that primate home, so she wouldn't have to be alone.
They spent the winter together, warm in their love despite, the harshness of, the winter weather.

The Chimp and the Woman
Living together in a house of stone
The Chimp and the Woman
They made this house a home.

The chimp and the woman were happy there.
The chimp was safe, the woman had found a friend
But the townsfolk heard of, this bizarre affair.
They said, "How can she love a creature that is covered with hair"

They came with axes and torches, they burnt her front and back porches.
They kicked in the door shouting, "Death, to the chimp loving whore!"

But they were gone, no one knew were they went.
Years went by and the world spun around.

Then one day, a strange creature walked into town
It came in from the wild, it was a half chimp-half human hybrid child.

And it said;
"I am a chimp child,
I bring fortunate smiles
If we could live in peace then all hatred would cease
If we could learn to love, get the blessings from above.
If we could all hold hands, then maybe then we'd understand."
And the people, oh the people, they beat him to death with a rock.

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"My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay" Lyrics

2008-07-28T11:28:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay
Comedian: Bo Burnham
Album: Bo Fo Sho
Funny song lyrics below video...

My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay Lyrics by Bo Burhnam

Every time I go to dinner
it seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk, but they're not able
When I look at them I find
there's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy no because...

My whole family thinks I'm gay
I guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way I walk,
that makes them think that I like...boys

The g**d*** question just wont go away
cause I get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.

My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John.

My whole family now suspects,
That watching SpongeBob had side-effects.
But I'm not gay and that's what I said,
If I'm gay then god strike me dead.

Just cause I go to an all-guys school,
Doesn't mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
When I go outside, what do I see?
The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"

I think that God might think I'm gay,
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"

My whole family thinks I'm "fab"
There's a guys butt, hey Bo, take a stab!
Why doesn't he get women, there's no other way,
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause I'm gay.

Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I don't mean to yell but I fear I must,
Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust.

Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay...just kidding

You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...

Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What am I suppose to say?
Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.

My whole family thinks I'm queer,
That is all I ever hear,
But I've been as straight as a ramp,
If you don't count Bible camp.

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"Inner City Pressure" Lyrics - Flight of the Conchords

2008-07-24T09:15:00.001-04:00

Funny Song: Inner City Pressure
Comedy Group: Flight of the Conchords
CD: Flight of the Conchords
Funny lyrics below video...

"Inner City Pressure" Lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

Inner city life.
Inner city pressure.
The concrete world is starting to get ya.
The city is alive, the city is expanding.
Living in the city can be demanding.
You pawned everything, everything you owned.
Your tooth brush jar and a camera phone.
You don't know where you're going.
You cross the street, you don't know why you did.
You walk back across the street.
Standing in the sitting room.
Totally stint. And your favorite jersey is covered in lint.
You want to sit down but you sold your chair.
So you just stand there. You just stand there...
(YOU JUST STAND THERE!)

Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.

Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11.
From a quarter past six til a quarter to seven.
The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me.
Hey man, I just want some Muesli.
Neon signs, hidden messages.
Questions, answers, fetishes.
You know you're not in high finance.
Considering second hand underpants.
Check your mind, how'd it get so bad?
What happened to those other underpants you had?
Look in your pockets, haven't found a cent yet.
Tenant's on your balls, "have you payed your rent yet?"

Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.
Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.

So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute.
Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute.
Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this.
Looks like you'll never be a concert flautist.

You don't measure up to the expectation.
When you're unemployed, there's no vacation.
No one cares, no one sympathizes.
You just stay home and play synthesizers.

Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.
Inner. Inner city. Inner city pressure.

Flight of the Conchords - The Complete First Season

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Feist Sesame Street 1234 Lyrics

2008-07-21T12:01:00.001-04:00

Feist on Sesame Street
1234 lyrics and video
Funny song lyrics below video...

Feist Sesame Street 1234 Lyrics

One, two, three, four
monsters walking 'cross the floor
I love counting, counting to the number four

Oh you counting, counting with me
to one less than five, and one more than three

Oh, Oh, Oh, we're counting to four
Oh, Oh, Oh, let's count some more

One, two, three, four
penguins that went by the door
I love counting, counting to the number four

I see four here, I see four there
favorite number, nothing can compare

Oh, Oh, Oh we're counting to four
Oh, Oh, Oh let's count some more

One, two, three, four
chickens just back from the shore
I love counting, counting to the number four

Oh, Oh, Oh we're counting to four
Oh, Oh, Oh lets count some more

One, two, three, four
chickens just back from the shore

One, two, three, four
penguins that went by the door

One, two, three, four
monsters walking 'cross the floor

balm balm balm balm (repeat 2x)
Ohhh
counting to four
Ohhh (repeat 2x)
counting to four (repeat 3x)

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Funny Rap Lyrics - Shaniqua Don't Live Here No More

2008-07-16T08:56:00.001-04:00

Funny rap song: Shaniqua (Don't Live Here No More)
Artist: Little T and One Track Mic
Album: Fome is Dape
Funny song lyrics below video...

Shaniqua Don't Live Here No More Lyrics

Moved into my apartment at the un-i-iversity.
The only one who lives here is me. So why's the phone ring all day long?
I got no friends expect Mike and he's gone for the summer.
And I just want some peace and quiet, come to my room and
It's a telephone riot. Ring-a-ling-a-ling,
Every time I take a step, can't eat, can't sleep, can't breath, can't get.
Any of my work done, cuz people keep callin' with the same damn question.
(Hello, is Shaniqua there?)
Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year.
I think you have the wrong number, this is Little T.
(You mean Shaniqua's brother?)
Man, can't you just leave me alone,
this ain't Shaniqua's house this ain't her phone.
and don't call back again, cuz if ya
do ya know the answer man.

[chorus]
Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x]
(Is Shaniqua there?) Hell no
Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x]
(Is Shaniqua there?) Hell no

I wonder who Shaniqua is. What she does and where she lives.
If she a pothead with too many zits. A movie star with
inflatable tits. Does she take the train, or drive in a car.
Work in the office, or down at the bar. How the hell should I?
know she could be Albino for all I care.
(Hello, Is Shaniqua there?)
Yea she is, but she can't talk now.
She's busy milking are purple cow. and talking to the Easter bunny.
(Man you think your funny)
Shut up, Beavis! I told you six times befo'. Shaniqua don't live here no mo'

[chorus]

Check my machine on Friday, there
were 22 messages. Man I can't win at this. One said:
(This is for the kid livin' with Shaniqua, you want that trick you can keep her)
Will this ever cease, so I can get some sleep.
Shaniqua moved out leave ya message at the beep. (Beep)
(Yo)
(Shaniqua)
(I love you)
(Call me)
(Kiss Kiss)

[chorus]

God's Pottery - Fake or Real Christians?

2008-07-11T14:30:00.002-04:00

God's Pottery is a faux-Christian acoustic duo comprised of New York City comedians Krister Johnson (Gideon Lamb) and Wilson Hall (Jeremiah Smallchild). The two Upright Citizens' Brigade alumnus dreamt up the act four years ago. The duo met at the Swarthmore College Department of Theater in Swarthmore, PA, where they graduated in 1995.

The Pants Come Off When the Ring Goes On

References: Bible Thumpers - Faux-Christian acoustic duo God's Pottery witness for wittiness; Page on Swarthmore College website; God's Pottery on YouTube, MySpace, Facebook, Official Website

What do you think of God's Pottery? A mockery to Christians, or just good, clean fun? Let your voice be heard in the comments section below.

Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics - Beverly Hillbillies (Money for Nothing)

2008-07-09T15:05:00.002-04:00

Funny Song Parody: Beverly Hillbillies (parody of Money for Nothing)
Comedian: Weird Al Yankovic
From the movie UHF
Funny song lyrics below video...

Beverly Hillbillies Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,
A little story 'bout a man named Jed.
You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,
They say he barely kept his family fed.
Now lemme tell ya, one day he was shootin'.
Ol' Jed was shootin' at some food.
When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there,
Well, there came a bubblin' crude.

Oil, that is. Well, maybe you call it
Black gold or Texas tea.
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale,
And be a Beverly Hillbilly.

Before you know it, all the kinfolk are a-sayin',
Yeah, Buddy, move away from there.
That litle Clampett got his own cee-ment pond.
That little Clampett, he's a millionaire.

Now everyone said Californy
Is the place that you oughta be.
We got to load up this here truck now.
We got to move to Beverly.
Hills, that is.
Swimmin' pools,
Move-a-move-a-movie stars.
Huh, looka that looka that.
(beverly, beverly, beverly hillbilly)
Y'all come back now, hear?
(beverly, beverly, beverly hillbilly)
(beverly, beverly, beverly hillbilly)

Choclate Rain Lyrics - Tay Zonday

2008-07-03T08:47:00.001-04:00

Funny Song: Chocolate Rain
Songwriter: Tay Zonday
Funny song lyrics below video...

Chocolate Rain Lyrics by Tay Zonday

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy livin' in a gate

Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane

Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make

Chocolate Rain
Flippin' cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Chocolate Rain
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you're livin' in?

Chocolate Rain
More than marchin' more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.

(Chorus)

Lunch Lady Land Lyrics - Adam Sandler

2008-06-25T09:18:00.001-04:00

Funny Song: Lunch Lady Land
Comedian: Adam Sandler
Album: They're All Going to Laugh at You
Funny song lyrics below video...

Lunch Lady Land Lyrics by Adam Sandler

Woke up in the morning.
Put on my new plastic glove.
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
With a little slice of love.
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
Is made of.
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
But there's no reason to shout.
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, yesterday's meatloaf
Is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reaks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.

In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true.
Clouds made of carrots and peas.
Mountains built of shepherd's pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese.
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease.
No student can escape
The magic of Lunch Lady Land.

Oh..
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Meatloaf sandwich.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, *farting noise* joe.

Well, ah, dreamt one mornin'
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-lookin' at me.
It screamed, "Why do you
Burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said, "I got the spatula,
Just do what you're told."

Then the liver and onions
Started joinin' the fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop juey slapped me
And it kicked me in the head.
"It's called revenge, Lunch Lady,"
Said the garlic bread.

I said, "What did I do to
Make you all so mad?"
They said, "You got flabby arms
And your breath is bad."
Then the green bean said,
"You better run and hide."
But then my friend, sloppy joe,
Came and joined my side.

He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady,
The kids wouldn't eat ya.
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin'
'Please to meet ya.'
She gives you a purpose
And she give you a goal.
You should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole."

Now, all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.

Well, me and sloppy joe got married.
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
Down in Lunch Lady Land.

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Lazy Sunday Lyrics

2008-06-19T09:03:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: Lazy Sunday
Artist: SNL Digital Shorts
Funny song lyrics below video...

Lazy Sunday Lyrics

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’.
Hello?
What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinking what I’m thinkin?
NARNIA.
Man, it’s happenin’.
But first my hunger pains are stickin’ like duct tape.
Let’s hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery’s got all da bomb frostins.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, BAKERS DOZEN.
I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, where’s the movie playin’?
Upper west side, dude.
Well, let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
That’s a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHER******
It’s the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yo, stop at the deli.
The theater’s over-priced.
You’ve got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Don’t want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
I’ll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin’ like she never seen a $10 before.
It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and I’m ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying, what we’re handlin’.
You can call us Aaron Burr.
From the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats.
Movie trivias the illest.
Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it’s gonna get tragic.
We’re bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with…
the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia

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3.14 Apple Pie Lyrics

2008-06-11T11:02:00.002-04:00

Funny Song: 3.1 4 Apple Pie
Artist: Bo Burnham
Album: Bo Fo Sho
Funny song lyrics below video...

3.14 Apple Pie Lyrics

Yo i dont got bros, dont hang on the streets
i dont beat my hos, i only beat my meat.
Dont womanize cause you know it's true
that when you look in thier eyes you see they're people too
Mother effin suffrage!
You know im a gangsta, you know i do coke,
but i had to go to diet, cause it burnt my throat.
Ive been doin drive-bys all of my life,
cept the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

3.14 apple pi,
i whip, clean it off, and stick it in her eye.
and by "it" i mean contact lens
3.14 apple pi,
I got rhymes and flows that make hitler cry.
George bush wont he just yell and rant
but he's a presiDONT who ameriCANT

I spit gangsta hymns, cause i'm a gangsta straight,
I think of 20 inch rims when i masturbate.
We're gonna be late, theres no time to waste,
cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste.
the taste of my weiner! (snap)

3.14 apple pi why was i born white no one quite knows why,
Gansgsta sell their rocks, ive got a collection
You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.

I'm a lyrical heretic, but i'll make you laugh
hit with you rhetoric, then i'll cut you in half.
dont need to be a clown, i dont need to be nice,
How bout you sit down, and i serve you slice...

of my 3.14 apple pi my voice is so smokey it'll make you high...
Heres a confession its all about me,
Heres my impression of a broken jet ski.

Here come the puns.
All yo little thugs wanna mess me with me?
know that i've been doin drugs since the age of 3.
I took my cereal, stabbed it open with a knife.
Snorted that shit and i got high on Life.
A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense.
I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense.
big finale...

you know i flow and show it, you know that bo know it,
You're lawn i'll mow it and grow it cause he's a sho' poet.
Yo my rims be spinning i winning, like adam i be sinnin.
Potato skinnin and knittin and separate those linens.
And in my eyes you see flies, and though you people tries
Just to disguise all your lies, but baby i be wise.
you know i did it and shit it you brothers couldnt hit it,
Then you try to ride it, too late! i already spit it.

apple pi

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"Ladies of the World" Lyrics - Flight of the Conchords

2008-05-15T12:01:00.002-04:00

Funny Song: Ladies of the World
Comedy Group: Flight of the Conchords
Funny lyrics below video...

"Ladies of the World" Lyrics by Flight of the Conchords

Ooohhh....ooooh....
I just wanna, I just wanna
Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
Oh yes
Just wanna do somethin' special
Ah
For all the Ladies in the world
Is that possible?
And the gir-rls
Don't forget them girls

Caribbean (Ladies)
Parisian (Ladies)
Bolivian (Ladies)
Namibian (Ladies)
Eastern Indochinian (Ladies)
Republic of Dominican (Ladies)
Amphibian (Ladies)
Presbyterian (Ladies)

Outta sight
Amazin' ladies
Late night
Hard workin' ladies
Erudite
Brainy ladies
Hermaphrodite
Lady-man-ladies
Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo

All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...
If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...

Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets
Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?

I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y

I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...

All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...

Flight of the Conchords - The Complete First Season

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"The Best Look in the World" Lyrics - SNL Digital Short

2008-05-11T10:12:00.003-04:00

Funny Song: The Best Look in the World
Artist: SNL Digital Shorts
Description: Saturday Night Live offered up another creative Digital Short featuring Andy Samberg and Shia Leboeuf in "The Best Look in the World". And what is the best look in the World? Dress shirt, black socks, no pants. 'Nuff said.
Funny song lyrics below video (thanks to Cole & Carly!)...

The Best Look in the World Lyrics

Let me tell ya 'bout a look I know
From San Diego down to Mexico
It's top secret and it's just for the gents
So button up your shirt and drop your pants

Dress Shirt, black socks
boo da boo boo (?)
Take off your underpants
P Loafs, Pale stems
You're looking good, the best look in the world!

Classy garters are a fashion touch
Kids and bitches(?) peek-a-boo its your nuts
Your lower body cavs got to show
Sport sandals are optional

Sun block, UV shades
Your jimmy cap is crownin like a newborn
Toned calves, cool attitude
The soft breeze is ticklin your knee-bend
Donald Duck strut, ladies look(?)
It's cuz you got, the best look in the world!

Dads have got the look
Husbands have got the look
Cops they've got the look
Illiterate genies have got the look

Liver spots, flank steak thighs(?)
Here it comes, the best look in the world!

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Funny Rap Lyrics - My Atari by Sudden Death

2008-04-21T17:36:00.001-04:00

Funny Song: "My Atari" (parody of "My Adidas" by Run-DMC)
Artist: Sudden Death
Funny song lyrics below video...

My Atari Lyrics - By Sudden Death

My Atari, turn off all the lights
And bask in the glory of a two-bit sprite
I stood in line, when I was nine
Bought Burgertime and left the world behind
And out my speakers Q-Bert speaks
Won't offend my peepers 'cause his words are bleeped
My Atari's on a stand with an uneven height
So I use my X-Box just to prop it up right
My Atari still works after all these years
From when it first appeared on sale at Sears
We'll be together forever, I named it Heather
And I'll never get sick of pushing the reset lever
My Atari! My Atari!

Yo, whassup?
My Atari, driving down a street at night
Now I'm bumpin' and jumpin' to a staggering height
It always brightens up my day, and just last Friday
I found myself trying to kill a frog on the highway
You can't go wrong, with games like Pong
But on Pitfall the snake bit me in the schlong
And I slide left and right, I'm puttin' up a fight
With shields dwindling and Space Invaders in my sight
And so now I'm just sittin' here catchin' some bombs
I can play while on the toilet 'cause my phone has the ROMs
My Atari! My Atari!

Now, me and my Atari play the illest games
I like to duck and jump over dragon flames
We slay all dragons, red, yellow, and green
And the bat carries corpses from screen to screen
Outer space and under ground when I play my game
I shoot everything, it all looks the same
I'm set on expert every game I play
Even Strawberry Shortcake has me playin' all day
My Atari! My Atari!

Now the games that I possess have quite a range
Myself I've got four-hundred games
I play Taz a lot, till he eats his fill
And then Kool Aid Man when it's time to get ill
Played Donkey Kong and I got the high score
Before Mario dumped Pauline for that whore

My Atari, didn't always bring good games
Pac-Man was lame, Custer's Revenge was insane
And I hope the Reeses cause an allergy for E.T.
'Cause that's the game that brought down a whole industry
At a party that I threw for all the boys
We played Asteroids till we got hemorrhoids
My Atari lets me play with a stick in my lap
With a couple teeth marks 'cause I needed a snack
Whether in a space battle, or rustlin' cattle
You won't see me without my joy stick or paddle
My Atari!

"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan

2008-04-16T12:15:00.000-04:00

Funny Song: "Requiem for a Wardrobe"
Artist: Dan and Dan
Funny Song lyrics below video...

"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan

The baggy blue Gap pullover I found under a bed
Two shirts in what must once have been my favorite shade of red
A t-shirt bought for me by Mom, Another lent by Dad
A Hugo Boss coat that was once the trendiest thing I had.
And the hat… let’s hear it for the hat

The brand new top I ruined with Kabob sauce down the front
A beige shirt that a friend of mine called Nathan gave me once
The fleece I bought for four pounds as a costume for a vid
The ? shirt I’ve never worn that cost me 50 quid
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat

The gray fleece that reminds me of the ex wife of a friend of mine
Because she wore it for two days at Glastonbury ‘99
The black shirt with the buttons I convinced myself for all the World
That if I wore undone would make me irresistible to girls.
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat

The jacket that I wore for gigs when I was in a band at school
The velvety red shirt I can’t believe I ever thought was cool
The non-ironed shirt I wore so much the sleeves have gone all frayed
The t-shirt that I had one just before I first got laid.
And the hat… don’t forget the hat