Funny Love Songs - Little Debbie, A Love Song about Snack Cakes

Funny Love Song: Little Debbie
Artist: Larry Weaver
Album: Everybody's Crazy But Me!!!
Funny song lyrics below video...

Little Debbie Lyrics

I’ll never forget the day we met in that grocery aisle
     I’ve never been giggly in a Piggly Wiggly but you sure made me smile.
And since that day I’ve been blown away by your sweetness, baby
     You make me holler for only a dollar, I love you so... Little Debbie.

Well, people say you’re no good for me but I don’t want to hear
     I know you’ll never break my heart
Well you might clog it up, but I don’t care.
     Cause a man can’t have too much sugar
And even though I’m getting a little heavy
     I need the thrill of your chocolate fill
I love you so, Little Debbie.

Well my heart starts to pound when I eat a Fudge Round, oh the joy it brings
     I yell “Oh lookie, it’s an Oatmeal Cookie,” it makes my tummy sing.
All I want for lunch is a Star Crunch, and I would trade my car
     For a big bowl of Swiss Cake Rolls and a Nutty Bar.

Well the doctor says your no good for me, but what does he know?
     He tells me to avoid the sweets
But he's sneaking around with his Ho-Ho.
     Hey, a man can't have too much sugar
And even though I’m getting a little heavy
     Your chocolate filling is oh so thrilling…
I love you so, Little Debbie.