"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan

Funny Song: "Requiem for a Wardrobe"
Artist: Dan and Dan
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"Requiem for a Wardrobe" Lyrics - by Dan and Dan

The baggy blue Gap pullover I found under a bed
Two shirts in what must once have been my favorite shade of red
A t-shirt bought for me by Mom, Another lent by Dad
A Hugo Boss coat that was once the trendiest thing I had.
And the hat… let’s hear it for the hat
 
The brand new top I ruined with Kabob sauce down the front
A beige shirt that a friend of mine called Nathan gave me once
The fleece I bought for four pounds as a costume for a vid
The ? shirt I’ve never worn that cost me 50 quid
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
 
The gray fleece that reminds me of the ex wife of a friend of mine
Because she wore it for two days at Glastonbury ‘99
The black shirt with the buttons I convinced myself for all the World
That if I wore undone would make me irresistible to girls.
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
 
The jacket that I wore for gigs when I was in a band at school
The velvety red shirt I can’t believe I ever thought was cool
The non-ironed shirt I wore so much the sleeves have gone all frayed
The t-shirt that I had one just before I first got laid.
And the hat… don’t forget the hat