Crank That Kosha Boy - Funny Song Lyrics
Funny Song: Crank That Kosha Boy
Artist: Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E
Parody of Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy
Funny Song Lyrics below
JEEEEWS!!!
Attention in the synagogue
I got a brand new dance called the Kosha Boy
Ya jump back two times left to right--
(JEWS!!!!)
But enough with the explanation,
I’ll show you, you’ll realize it and go…
AAHHHHH!
Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!)
Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!)
My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)
For all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…
Kosha boy in (TEMPLE!!!),
Try to set an (EXAMPLE!!!).
Distracted by that girl I wanna schtup in the third (ROW!!!)
And she's a (JEW!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…
Kosha day,
Kosha (BOY!!!)
When I say, "Vey," you say ("OY!!!")
Baby boy gets shmeckel cut and everyone says "Mazel Tov!"
I just served a gang of food and everybody praisin’ it,
All these schmucks think that I cooked but I just got it catered man!
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
We droppin’ on ya!
We droppin’ on ya!
And if you don’t like it I’ll go fakakta on ya! (fakaktah on ya!)
Hanukkah’s a festival, we celebrate it everyday.
Haters getting’ mad ‘cuz they got one and we got eight!!!
Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!)
Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!)
My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)
Kosha boy on the (FLOOR!!!)
Spin the dradle watch it (ROLL!!!)
My mom makes that bomb matza-ball soup that’s in that (BOWL!!!)
For all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…
Kosha boy in (TEMPLE!!!),
Try to set an (EXAMPLE!!!).
Distracted by that girl I wanna schtup in the third (ROW!!!)
And she's a (JEW!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my (JEWS!!!)
Crank that Kosha Boy
Now all my…
Labels: funny-rap-lyrics, funny-song-parodies
posted by Larry Weaver @ 4/07/2008
37 Comments
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37 Comments:
that is just sick. i mean seriously. this video is like 100% religious predjeduce. and yet, somehow, i cant stop laughing...
(i think this is my new favorite song...!)
It is not bad. I am a jew and I really don't care it is a funny song.
i think it is great and im jewish, it really doesn't bother me
i think this is a really funny song and im a jew it doesnt bother me did i mention its a funny song
The song is funny and I am not a jew but I think it might offend some of them.
I dont think this is offesive because the only people that are allowed to make fun of jews are jews. So if a jew know that a jew made it they are not offended. I am saying that as a jew.
People Chill.
The Guy Is Jewish :3
as a religious jew whose parents are both rabbis, im laughing really really hard, its not offensive at all
Wow, I love this...even better cuz I'm theoretically a religious jew....
it's probably even funnier if you are jewish because you understand all the little things other people wouldn't get
dude this is so weak lol, im jewish and i find this hilarious
haha, that's hillarious.
btw, I am jewish and it's seriously not offensive, even if it was made by a person who's not jewish.
i'm not full-blooded jew, i'm just jewISH
you guys. its not religious prehjudice. Jews made this. I'm a jew all the way and I think its hella funny. Besisdes, lighten up a bit. Its not like they really mean it.
I LOVE THIS VIDEO AND ALL DA JEWS R SEXY, ESPECIALLY ELLIOT ADLER OF NEW YORK!
personally i do not think this is offensive to any jews, even though i am not jewish, zack morris is and i am completely in love with him!! p.s. this video is hilarious
Im a jew and I dont get offended although some jews would.
it veryyy funy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i say (as a jew)
THIS IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER
I love this, this is my favorite youtube video ever. I don't think is offensive at all, this is a jew writing this, and I think it's hilarious. All my jew friends were cracking up when I texted them about it!!!!
I dont think its "distracted" i think is "flattered".
I LOVEE THIS SONG. I THINK THAT ANYONE WHO ISENT JEWISH SHOULD LOVE IT TOO, AND I AM JEWISH AND DO NOT THINK THIS IS OFFENSIVE. WHAT I DO THINK IS OFFENSIVE IS THE FIRST GUUY WHO COMMENTED THIS. WHAT HE SAID IS MEANNN
its not prejudice
eric shwartz is jewish!
and he rules!
this song is hilarious!
FYI, it's dreidle, not dradle. I bought the mp3. It's so cool.
This song is great! I am a jew and I think its hilarious!
see thats the problems with america everyone wants to get offended over little shit take a fucking joke man as for this song funny as shit haha and if you don't like it kiss ass
LOL TIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY!
people got to learn to chill i know this one black chick that everyday asks me for a new black joke, she tells her family they all laugh.
we, me and my friend, are jews and um we are quite offended by this song. however, the girl in the third row is quite hot, i want to uh you know....
im not jewish but the person who showed me this is jewish and he thought it was funny and when i showed my other friend she thought it was funny too :D yes i love this song X3
this song is the da bomb, i watch it every day
go jews
i'm jewish too,and my friends, who are also jewish(religious), told me about this song and i searched for it straight away. i might not be religious, but i have been in a religious school all my life, and i don't find the song offensive, so neither should anyone else.the song is halarious and eric shwartz is a genius(what do you expect....his jewish)
Great jews should love it
im a huge jew and this song is not hurtful in any way. i love this song and do not understand any of the comments saying that its offensive...
this is so cool i dont know many other jewish people and i look for lyrics and everyone is!!
soo funny :]]
look, i think is hilariuos and IM a jew!!!!!!!!!!
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