Funny Love Songs - Two For One Coupon by Wally Pleasant

Funny Love Song: Two For One Coupon
Artist: Wally Pleasant
Album: Hoedown

 

If you're not familiar with the great Wally Pleasant, you need to drop what you're doing and go buy his CD "Hoedown" right away. The album features the hilarious comedy songs "Wreck of the Old 486", "Home Sweet Home on Wheels", and this tribute to cheap boyfriends everywhere, "Two For One Coupon". You never know how long these free mp3s will be around, so download the song now

Two for One Coupon Lyrics by Wally Pleasant

Friday afternoon and I get home early
I call you up cause I got to see my girly
I thought about you, all day
And I just want to celebrate in a real special way
So fix your hair up just right
Put your best dress on
I got a two for one coupon
Being with you is like being in paradise
Especially when I don’t pay full price

I got a two for one coupon
That’s you and me
Buy one get one free
I got a two for one coupon
And I just got to say
It expires today

The way your looking at me is giving me chills
Man, I hope this place has free refills
And the flowers that I got you that you hold so dear
Make me glad I passed the cemetery on the way here
And I don’t want to ruin this magical moment that were sharing
But on the way home can we stop at the store and return the suit that I’m wearing
And after that we’ll walk under the moonlight and hold hands
While we search for returnable cans

I got a two for one coupon
That’s you and me
Buy one get one free
I got a two for one coupon
And I just got to say
It expires today

Baby, baby, your heaven sent
Let me move in with you cause right now I live in a tent
And if things don’t work out I won’t lament
I’ll just crash out on your couch and we can split the rent

I got a two for one coupon
That’s you and me
Buy one get one free

Let’s celebrate this love between us
Until we have to catch our bus
Whoahoahoahoahoahoahoahoa

Could you get the tip

I got a two for one
I got a two for one
I got a two for one coupon, baby